Did you know all you have to do to become a man is cut your tits off and draw a mustache on your face?

Did you know all you have to do to become a man is cut your tits off and draw a mustache on your face? Similarly, all you curious drag queens out there might as well stop beating around the bush and make it happen. All you have to do to become a woman is have a surgeon cut off your dick and add tits and then take a bunch of pills. Who knew our genders were so easy to create out of thin air? I used to call Amanda Lepore the most eligible bachelor in New York. For that, I am sorry. “She” is a bachelorette.

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