After hearing Rastafarian after Rastafarian blab on and on about “ganja” and how great it is and how stoned you get and how funny farts are etc. etc. I was like, “OK, OK, bloodclot, I’ll give it a try.” After hearing Rastafarian after Rastafarian blab on and on about “ganja” and how great it is and how stoned you get and how funny farts are etc. etc. I was like, “OK, OK, bloodclot, I’ll give it a try.”

I asked someone in the rap community for a “blunt” which is apparently an emptied-out cigar filled with several grams of marijuana. Then I lit this giant, brown joint and puffed away like Orson Welles thinking about something important. Within minutes I felt. Nothing. At all.
I tried puffing some more and even let out a fart or two hoping hilarity would ensue. Nope.
Now, I’m told it takes a few tries to get high but I’ve been smoking pot for about 20 years and am yet to see shit happen. What’s the deal dealers? Why doesn’t pot work?

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