Posted by
Tracie
• 01.16.09 03:00 pm 
Someone took it upon themselves to digitally correct all the fucked up plastic surgery that women like Jocelyn Wildenstein, Donatella Versace, Michael Jackson, and Priscilla Presley got and put the results on YouTube.Someone took it upon themselves to digitally correct all the fucked up plastic surgery that women like Jocelyn Wildenstein, Donatella Versace, Michael Jackson, and Priscilla Presley got and put the results on YouTube.
Jocelyn Wildenstein
Jacko
Priscilla Presely
Donatella Versace
Mickey Rourke
Joan Rivers
Maybe if they’d never fucking aged. The ‘reversed’ Mickey Rourke doesn’t even look like Mickey Rourke used to look!
the only thing these fuckers could really use is the guillotine.
damn joan rivers was a babe.lol
what’s with the estrogen overload on this site today? dolls, fat chicks on Tyra, plastic surgery, making fun of old MEN…even smokable weed is a female plant. Is this streetcarnage or fucking Heathers?
“A huge amount of female journalism consists of demands that society must be reorganized so that the author is considered more sexually attractive.”
—Steve Sailer
“A huge amount of female journalism consists of demands that society must be reorganized so that the author is considered more sexually attractive.”
Zing! No wait…
That’s about as witty as a pipecleaner jammed down my dinkhole.
wow they all fucked their faces up so much.
“A huge amount of female journalism consists of demands that society must be reorganized so that the author is considered more sexually attractive.”
—Steve Sailer
If you don’t think that’s fucking hilarious, you don’t have a funny bone, you poor little handicapped bitch you.
then somebody needs to roll my wheelchair over..
Anyone that uses standalone quotes from Steve Sailer as a blog comment is a retard.
Why did Mickey Rourke turn into Val Kilmer?
If I drop my self-righteous uber moral American routine, I can easily see that the person’s use of the quote is funny. Look at many of today’s posts. They’re basically about how old, fat, and ugly OTHER people are. By highlighting other people’s ugliness, we thus reorganize society to highlight OUR attractiveness. Shit. I do it all the time and I’m a guy.
Jocelyn Wildenstein is stunning. She wasn’t happy about how she looked so she got off her husband’s dick and did something about it. Yes, Perfect.
she is the real catwoman that girl. Michael jackson looks like someone took the head off a baby chimp and put it on the bod of some anorectic fag junky that had previously died from aids but had been brought back to life in the future and sent back to us through a wormhole.
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When chick writers can write about something other than the superficial trappings of being a chick, perhaps someone somewhere will take them seriously. Otherwise, they give more credence to alleged “sexist” thought and discourse than any dozen bozo men.
The reason very few (read: no) major philosophical statements nor technological innovations ever come from women isn’t because they’ve been “oppressed,” it’s because the moment they purportedly liberated themselves, they began writing about their hair and nails.
Every pomo “intellectual” fem-oriented publication in the world reads like a postgraduate version of Seventeen Magazine.
“Men treat us like we’re superficial! Oh my God, did you see what Lacey did to Heather on Rock of Love Charm School?”
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I don’t think more plastic surgery is the answer here.
“Look at many of today’s posts. They’re basically about how old, fat, and ugly OTHER people are. By highlighting other people’s ugliness, we thus reorganize society to highlight OUR attractiveness.”
Or it could be a coincidence.
Also it’s a site by a guy making fun of how unattractive/attractive people are so no double standard there either, huh? Not that I care. I like shallowness.
Plus people that quote Steve Sailer are fucking morons.
The dif? Gavin occasionally writes about things other than fashion and relationships. The chicks never do.
Anyone who calls themselves “Rick Nintendo” is a fucking moron. Steve Sailer’s IQ is propbably triple what yours is.
“Steve Sailer’s IQ is propbably triple what yours is.”
Says the guy that spells probably as “propbably.”
Good luck with your quest to keep all of the women of the world “real,” dude.
I hope that Rick Nintendo decides to stick around. This site is in desperate need of a woman posing as a low i.q. dude/metrosexual character.
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