Posted by
Christi Bradnox
• 03.27.09 09:28 am 
It was sad to lose one of the funniest comics of our generation and we were furious when we found out Natasha Lyonne was there and did nothing but the most difficult part of today’s news was
It was sad to lose one of the funniest comics of our generation and we were furious when we found out Natasha Lyonne was there and did nothing but the most difficult part to digest was hearing who the NYPD are flagging as their prime suspect. Are you ready for this? Kris Motherfucking Kristofferson. That’s right, the 73 year-old country singer behind “Jesus was a Capricorn” murdered the chubby guy from King of Queens. Why? What could his beef possibly be?
Confusedly yours,
Me
i’m way too hungover for headlines like that, guys. don’t pull this “patton oswalt is dead” bullshit on me.
April is thataway
Yeah that was a mean trick. If you’d said David Cross was dead, that would’ve been a lot funnier.
thanks douchebags.
Who did the casting for that movie? Parker Posey was in it too. Weird.
doesn’t shit like this belong in column 2?
man i took a class in college with kristofferson’s kristofferson. then later i saw the kid selling shoes at sports chalet. what a weird and wild world we live in, eh guys?
Jesus was a Capricorn?
two men enter.one man leaves.
haha, “david cross”…
I got this personal fantasy where I’m sitting around and I watch two blind folks dark sunglasses jackie onassis the whole gear they got their canes out and they’re walking towards each other on the street just a lucky chance they pass each other high five and keep on going.
haven’t watched the video yet, but fuck you for making me check whether patton oswalt really was dead. was it really necessary for the setup cos I just got a totally unnecessary twinge of “OH NO” NOT HIMMMMMMMMMMM
what next a “your dad was found with child porn” wind up? come on dicks
What movie was this? I did an IMDB search and it looks like this could be either “Blade: Trinity” or “ZigZag.” Fuckin’ Zigzag.
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