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TV Carnage
• 08.22.08 12:33 pm

One of the things TV CARNAGE has dedicated itself to over the last 100 years of it’s existence; is to champion the rights of people who can legitimately act. Paris Hilton is one of these people. She gets poo revues for her acting abilities but she’s actually incredible at the craft. In this scene she is dialing a phone number while in a golf cart, then almost hits girls in bikinis, then gets on the phone without talking (you try that), then drops the phone and then picks up that same phone with one hand. Check out her hand acting. Then she looks surprised, then shocked that she is about to almost hit someone else, then terrified she as careens into empty boxes. I think she even says “fuck” under her breathe as bonus acting sauce.
My case is having a nap. Next.


  1. A GLIMMER OF ACTING
  2. THE PARIS REPORT: BORING COCAINE ART
  3. THE PARIS REPORT GOES TO EGYPT
  4. SOUND ISSUES


Comments
  1. Gonzobeans says:

    I am sorry. She is good. Thank you.

  2. LOL says:

    I’d fuck paris hilton. REAL TALK

  3. Bummer says:

    Men do this. Women do this. It’s so annoying when you’re trying to talk about someone and people chime in about whether or not they would fuck them when that’s not the point of the conversation. Since when do we care who you’d fuck? Should all the rules of conversation change so you can tell us who’d you’d want to be inside/have inside you?

    This doesn’t hold for situations when you are just talking about who you’d fuck.

  4. dungaling says:

    Carnage you have made me realize that this fucking broad is a fucking talent.”One hand”

  5. vinnie says:

    R.I.P. actor Julius J. Carry III

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBTkdaHkFhw

  6. Mystery Boner Theater says:

    naw a see no vadeo

  7. White Guy says:

    nope video

  8. Chicken&Waffulls says:

    Jason Mewes?

  9. THE BEAV says:

    Snooch to tha mother fuckin’ booch!

  10. tugrub says:

    YES! JASON MEWES!

  11. owen says:

    i like paris too o__0

  12. slippery gecko says:

    oh i get it it’s irony

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