Posted by
TV Carnage
• 04.04.08 01:57 pm 
When you go out with your son because you want to bond and have him understand your lifestyle and meet your friends, make sure EVERYONE knows who he is so they don’t assume he’s just a casual fling. It’s for a simple fact. If you go to the back room for a Sacramento Stroke or Grand Rapids Gargle and you leave your beautiful son at the bar, people will assume he WAS some random guy with you until you left on your mission. Ergo, he will be hit on mercilessly and upon your return probably ruin the rest of your night with his bullshit crying and “Dad you have no idea what he tried…” BUZZ KILL!
i checked out the vice site the other day after a long time.
fuck it sucks
thanks… I will never arm wrestle again.
OH MY GOD! YOU ARE SO FUNNNYYYY!
HA HA HA HA HA!!!
carnage is my heroin.
Over The Top is Stallone at his best!
arm wrestling for a cause!
AHH HA HA HA it’s the eagle!
that last part is what jail’s like.