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TV Carnage
• 10.29.08 01:49 pm 
Horror movies are NOTHING without exercise scenes. It’s a way to just let down our proverbial terrified hair for a proverbial moment and get some proverbial air, all the while knowing someone is gonna get a drill through their proverbial forehead within the next proverbial 15 minutes. It’s a safe, sexy, fun and fancy-free way to get in some some tits and ass (minus the blood all over them) before those same pants your relaxing in during this scene will be filled with fright induced shit in a few short moments.
This is why we at STREET CARNAGE salute the “EXERCISE MONTAGE BEFORE YOU SHIT YOURSELF” as our 4th favorite, useless device in Horror filmssssssssss.
Norma! Quit slackin’!
DO I detect some PJ Soles in there?
this is so hot.
I’ve always been attracted to images like this.
Graduation Day?
If you cut Dov Charney’s head open, this would fly out.
im laughing
’70′s muff!
Those are the socks everyone should use
carrie?
good lord my dick is hard
The origninal “Carrie”…great movie, many now famous actors/actresses….hey, that gym teacher is the mom from the tv show “8 is enough”.
Ah, Fuck! I’m getting old…
want to see a young man get his dick and balls castrated
would like to see a young man get castrated