Good lord. My friend just sent us the most insane article from the September 1988 British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology revolving around warring, vagina-less teenagers getting knocked up at a fucked up bar in Lesotho. Only in Africa….
Good lord. My friend just sent us the most insane article from the September 1988 British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology revolving around warring, vagina-less teenagers getting knocked up at a fucked up bar in Lesotho. Only in Africa….
He sums it up for us below:
15yo bartender w/ no vagina + Swallowing a load of cum from new boyfriend + Getting caught by knife wielding maniac ex boyfriend + Getting the shit stabbed out of you = The cum traveling out of your perforated stomach, through your abdomen, and finally to your fucked up ovaries, right at the moment of ovulation, resulting in an oral pregnancy. FTW!
I wonder how many times this research has been replicated?
-VIET DONG
Secretion Carnage
ftw is the worst acronym this side of fml
wow…. i dont even know what to chime in here….i think is fucked up enough To SPEAK for itself…
“The patient was well aware she has no vagina”
best line ever written.
Street Carnage should hire the doctor that wrote that report.
Weird she only got preggo cuz she was starving. Helps balance the pH but kind of a pain too.
boy if I had a dollar…
I bet they replicate this exact story next year on Law & Order: SVU with a special guest appearance by Raven Symone as the African bartender.
That’s some determined jism right there.