READER SUBMITTED CONTENT Every time I turn on The Internet, there’s a pic of Vladimir Putin shirtless. The latest edition has him feeding a horse–very virile.
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Every time I turn on The Internet, there’s a pic of Vladimir Putin shirtless. The latest edition has him feeding a horse–very virile.
Seriously though, what business does the Russian head of state have showing off his he-boobs all the time? Ok ok, bring up the Obama topless scandal if you want, but Putin is a serial disrober. Dude is definitely trying to send a message to us Amerikans.
I don’t think we’re going to get that message. If his idea is to fight World War III on the sacrosanct battlefield of “men not wearing shirts,” Putin will find himself woefully outgunned. This is an arms race that we Amerikans have already unilaterally escalated to ridiculous heights.
Superweapons such as ICBMs, nuclear submarines, and Star Wars (cough cough) cast a deadly pall over the communist era, but the Russians won’t escape so easily this time around. Instead of nightmares of fallout and sloughed-off skin, Russian children (as well as yours truly) will go to bed fearing the likes of Mario Lopez, Matthew McCona-whatshisface, every single member, past and present, of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Marky Mark, and other celebrities who are seemingly physically incapable of pulling a t-shirt over the top of their basted-turkey-looking chests.
Mr. Putin, tear down this wall. Or at least put a shirt on–for all of us.
The Libertine
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We also got dibbs on horse-fuckers.
meh
once i was told that putin sucks dick for cash, and i’ve never heard anyone argue otherwise.
because he loves ninjas, chocolate, and sound waves that permeate your soul
uh huh
devinez quel est mon nouveau follower depuis que j’ai dit que je voulais pas de médaille en chocolat ni de rolex ?
‘once i was told that putin sucks dick for cash, and i’ve never heard anyone argue otherwise.’
Because he is bat-shit crazy and will nuke your face if you ‘argue otherwise’.
I don’t understand what I just posted.
Am I ok?
Is everything ok?
Where have wasted pushups gone?
Opened up a portal
Just wants to prove not all Russia all the time is cold. Or is, but Russian men got such balls they worked their way up to just behind their nipples.
Just as long as this doesn’t start a trend of topless world leaders stripped to the waist in the Great Outdoors. It could lead to social anarchy as we collectively lose faith in being led by men with flopping tits.
Arms race, I get it.
I was gonna say we should get Mathew McConagay to do battle with him.
i’m gonna paint this in oils on velvet. N then send it to some chechens just to fux wit dem!!!!!!!!
i loved when biden came back from georgia and ukraine like “yeah, these chiefs are fucked in the long run, try building an economy around something other than oil reserves that are gonna run out next year lololol”.
i think it’ll just get to the point where they’ll point nukes at everybody and ask for dat IMF cash, stick up style.
this guy for prez (of russia):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_Kasparov#Politics
I think we should escalate the donkey show arms race. Mexico has an alarming lead already.
Nice rack!