READER SUBMITTED CONTENT Most people lose their virginity in a really embarrassing way, or with their faggy girlfriend who they walk around school holding hands with. Not me. When I was 15 we had these two houses we chilled at that at ANY hour of the day, you could show up and get pussy or drugs.

Most people lose their virginity in a really embarrassing way, or with their faggy girlfriend who they walk around school holding hands with. Not me. When I was 15 we had these two houses we chilled at that at ANY hour of the day, you could show up and get pussy or drugs. There was always at least 20 people holed up in there, completely wasted or getting their fuck on.

So one fine Saturday in November, I got a call from my hippie friend Devin saying that a party was going on at the “Squad House” (some chick gave our crew a name in high school: “dirty squad”) and that there was going to be a gang bang, so I should come over ASAP. My virgin dick heard this and I was over there in five minutes. I asked Devin if I could film the gang bang and he said, “I dunno bro. Ask her and see if she minds.”

Now when I first saw the girl, she was already pretty wasted off Robitussin and rum (a pretty popular combo in South Florida at the time) and I was surprised that anyone was even considering fucking her. She was 5’5, a little chubby, without a cute face, and pale as fuck. Someone told me she was 19. Her name was Julia. But I figured, “Whatever, fuck it.” Also, she said she didn’t mind if I filmed it, which I thought was pretty dope. So I hopped back on my skateboard, went home, and grabbed my dad’s 1985 Sony camcorder. I couldn’t find any fresh tapes so I just grabbed a used one out of the closet and wrapped scotch tape over the hole on the side so I could record over whatever was on there.

As I got back to the house, the party was starting to kick off pretty hard and the place was filling up. We immediately headed into the master bedroom of the house, which was our friend’s mom’s room. Julia got naked on the waterbed, and my two twin friends, Jon and Q, hopped on the bed with her. Immediately, Jon pulled his dick out and started fucking the shit out of her. Keep in mind, the waterbed was like shoulder to shoulder with underage kids all holding quarts or MD 20/20s or blunts or whatever. It was pretty fucking surreal for a 15-year-old virgin.

After about five minutes of boring, Jon stopped fucking her and his bro hopped in. Right away he said, “How old are you slut?” And Julia said, “I’m 5, I’m 5 years old!” Then he responded, “NO! You’re 5 and 1/2, you fucking slut! Call me Mr. J!” Julia was getting pounded away, screaming, “Oh Mr. J, fuck me! I’m your little 5-and-1/2-year-old slut, fuck me!” Meanwhile, I was zoomed in on his tiny ass cock slamming into what, at the time, was the fattest pussy I had ever seen in my life.

Then Q asked me, “Yo man, you want her to suck your dick?” Right away I said, “FUCK YEAH, BRO!!!” I had my shorts off quick as fuck and hopped on the bed and this girl started goin’ to town. I was pretty fucked up by this point and kinda more amused than turned on. This was also the first and last time I was given a Boston Cooler (when a chicks chews up ice and gives you head with a mouth full of slushie). I can’t even remember who the camera man was, but he asked me, “Yo Billy, how you feel bro?” My immediate response was, “I feel pretty fuckin’ good.” He asked Julia, “How do you feel?” She raised her head in slow motion, turned to the camera and said, “Like a slut,” then turned back to my dick.

At that point, I fuckin’ lost it and started laughing. My boy leaned over and gave me a high five. I was pretty sick of her beej and just wanted to fuck. I kept trying to get her to do it doggy style, but she would only let me fuck her missionary, which was kind of disappointing considering that I had watched thousands of pornos by this time and was hyped for some asshole licking or legs behind the head, but whatever — I was getting free pussy. I slipped my boner into her and, no lie, the best feeling pussy ever. Maybe because it was my first pussy ever, but it was great. I can still jerk off thinking about it and cum buckets. I might have lasted all of 60 seconds before I left her with a big, fat creampie. I immediately regained sobriety and flipped out, ran to the bathroom, and washed my cock off in the sink, thinking, somehow, that would stop all my jizz in her pussy from doing something.

After I washed my dick off I kinda swaggered out of the room and looked at my homeboys sitting on the couch, waiting their turn. I walked out front, lit up a Newport, and leaned against the wall thinking, “Fuck man, that was quick.” Apparently me losing my cool after dropping my load in her cunt kinda rattled her, so she ran out of the house pissed as fuck that I jizzed in her. All my friends were also pissed that I fucked up the train, but I figured, “Y’know what? Fuck this, I’m going home. Mission accomplished.”

Thinking I was being smart, I left the video tape of the recording at the Squad House. I took the camera home the next day and continued on with my life. About a month later, I was sitting in English II with this fucking HOTTTTT blonde punk chick who sat next to me. I was always too much of a nervous pussy to talk to her, but she leaned over to me and whispered, “I saw your movie” in what was probably the most bonerizing voice I have ever heard in my fucking life. Apparently, my friends had been showing that tape to every motherfucker that showed up at the house, and I didn’t even know until she said something to me about it. I also didn’t know that the tape I recorded over was a video my parents made of me on a Slip N’ Slide when I was three. So the vid goes from me busting a nut in this chick, to me on a Slip N’ Slide in my backyard.

I never did see Julia again, and that tape is probably still floating around somewhere in Weston.

-BILLY COX

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