Attached is a photo I took on a recent trip to the Netherlands. The word is out: even Dutch vandals know Jack Johnson is a dildo.
Attached is a photo I took on a recent trip to the Netherlands. The word is out: even Dutch vandals know Jack Johnson is a dildo.
-Kate G.
Related posts:
- DON’T EVER JACK MY SNACKS
- GREG JOHNSON: FAT LADY SINGS AND THEN IT’S OVER
- OPEN MIC: CAN I WRITE FOR YOU?
- WHAT A DILDO
- DEAR STREET CARNAGE: SHIT
WELL IT JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW STUPID THE DANISH ARE BECASUE IF A DILDO REALLY HAD THAT SHAPE WIHT HORN’S ON IT IT WOULD PRETTY MUCH DESTRUCT THE VAGINA BUTT OR MOUTH OF WHO-EVER WAS USING IT SO I THINK THE JOKE IS ACTUALY ON YOU. YOU SHOULD STICK TO USING AMERICAN-MADE DILDO’S LOOK FOR ‘MADE IN THE USA’ OR JUST USE ‘THE REAL THING’ IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [WHICH I THINK YOU DO AND NO NOT THE ALBUM BY 'FAITH NO MORE']
“jack johnson” perfectly describes the man and his music.
cutting edge stuff people
in other news: obvious things are obvious.
How much more open mic do we have to endure?
hey Gavin are you about to jump ship again and start a new site? because posts like this remind me of when vice started blowing MTV
What do you think Gav will call the new site?
How about Bumballs.
Just a thought like.
Bloody MTV! Grr!
Swines!
^ hahaha!
seriously, fuck this open mike thing. when it was first mentioned I was like “perhaps I could do an article” then my common sense kicked in and I realised I cant write for shit and I have nothing interesting to talk about. apparently these people dont have that area in their brains. Vane$$as was the only good one and that wasnt even on this site.
in short, this has been an brilliant example to show that slightly hip comment vultures are just massive bores
link to vane$$as
Vane$$a Guestpost
gee I wonder who wrote those last three comments……please give up the tireless self-promotion. It’s gone on too long, get your own blog….nigger
I’ve been glued to this shit all weekend. All the “attention” has blinded me to the obvious.
yeah but i did genuinely enjoy vane$$as post
@(JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL) )
WELL IT JUST SHOWS HOW STUPID YOU ARE FOR THINKING DANISH LIVE IN HOLLAND (STEAD OF DENMARK…)
Is Jack Johnson a dildo?
Yes he is.
@JANG: Bawhahah
WELL ‘DICK MY COCK’ I AM A BIT OF AN EXPERT IN THIS BECASUE I BEEN TO AMSTARDAM SO I THINK I KNOW JUST WHERE THE DANISH LIVE. WELL ACTUALY RIGHT NOW THE DANISH LIVE IN MY STOMACH BECASUE THAT IS WHAT I ATE FOR BREAKFAST [AU BON PAIN 'NUFF SAID] BUT LET ME GUESS ‘DICK MY COCK’ NOW YOU SAY ‘WELL I DO’NT BELEIVE IT I NEED TO GO LOOK DOWN DONNIE’S THROT OR UP HIS BUT TO SEE THE DANISH FOR MYSELF’ WELL GOOD LUCK ‘ON THAT ONE’ BUB, IT AI’NT HAPENING
Whoops, I meant JAG.
livin’ life way 2 gay, amirite?
Amsterdam has a top wee ciney – turn left comin out of central station, you’ll pass “Rasta Baby” and bingo…