Comments on: OPEN MIC: HOW I ALMOST RUINED MY LIFE (PART 1) http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/open-mic-how-i-almost-ruined-my-life-part-1/ STREET CARNAGE Sat, 26 May 2012 07:36:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Sasha Frere-Boner http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/open-mic-how-i-almost-ruined-my-life-part-1/#comment-79090 Sasha Frere-Boner Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:50:26 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=8970#comment-79090 What kind of wise guy knuckleheads run the JOINT again? GREY haired?? THIS joint!?! It's ring-a-ding-ding for your shitty article I already moved to LA to do some bullshit and you don't see me jerking off on this site besides right now. What kind of wise guy knuckleheads run the JOINT again? GREY haired?? THIS joint!?! It’s ring-a-ding-ding for your shitty article I already moved to LA to do some bullshit and you don’t see me jerking off on this site besides right now.

]]> By: BAPS http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/open-mic-how-i-almost-ruined-my-life-part-1/#comment-79089 BAPS Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:22:12 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=8970#comment-79089 Eughh you girls peddling this story are a dime a fucking dozen. I personally know 3 others with almost the exact same circumstances, one of them even worked for Dim Mak. You are still just as boring and typically white middle class now as you were before you left the suburbs. You just got coked up and fucked mad times, is all. Eughh you girls peddling this story are a dime a fucking dozen. I personally know 3 others with almost the exact same circumstances, one of them even worked for Dim Mak. You are still just as boring and typically white middle class now as you were before you left the suburbs. You just got coked up and fucked mad times, is all.

]]> By: Wayne Getsky http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/open-mic-how-i-almost-ruined-my-life-part-1/#comment-79088 Wayne Getsky Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:48:24 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=8970#comment-79088 ooof.... your writing is terrible. im already bored. hurry up and get to the part where the hockey team fucks you. ooof…. your writing is terrible. im already bored.
hurry up and get to the part where the hockey team fucks you.

]]> By: Bramladesh Surprise http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/open-mic-how-i-almost-ruined-my-life-part-1/#comment-79087 Bramladesh Surprise Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:08:59 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=8970#comment-79087 In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin' making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin’ making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’

]]> By: City Council http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/open-mic-how-i-almost-ruined-my-life-part-1/#comment-79086 City Council Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:29:26 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=8970#comment-79086 your going to have fun, but at the expense of cycling through friends every 2 weeks. my suggestion is forget all the fucking fancy streetwear and designer shit and just start rocking the ugliest most beat up clothes ever. if you have a pretty face you'll have a Hollywood boy toy feeding you mad drugs quick. remember in LA its all about the house parties, just remember the longer and harder it is to get somewhere the better the party and the sleazier the dudes are. just to let you know, you will definitely hate it here. have fun finding a job in a state where illegal immigrants are moving back home! your going to have fun, but at the expense of cycling through friends every 2 weeks. my suggestion is forget all the fucking fancy streetwear and designer shit and just start rocking the ugliest most beat up clothes ever. if you have a pretty face you’ll have a Hollywood boy toy feeding you mad drugs quick. remember in LA its all about the house parties, just remember the longer and harder it is to get somewhere the better the party and the sleazier the dudes are. just to let you know, you will definitely hate it here. have fun finding a job in a state where illegal immigrants are moving back home!

]]> By: vegan jules http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/open-mic-how-i-almost-ruined-my-life-part-1/#comment-79085 vegan jules Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:13:44 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=8970#comment-79085 Bitch haven't you learned anything from me? Oh well. She is published long before I was. Bitch haven’t you learned anything from me? Oh well. She is published long before I was.

]]> By: A$$ Canker http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/open-mic-how-i-almost-ruined-my-life-part-1/#comment-79084 A$$ Canker Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:54:46 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=8970#comment-79084 Sounds like an episode of The Hills. I'll be sure to tune into MTV for part 2. Sounds like an episode of The Hills. I’ll be sure to tune into MTV for part 2.

]]> By: wow http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/open-mic-how-i-almost-ruined-my-life-part-1/#comment-79083 wow Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:37:58 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=8970#comment-79083 Sarah Morrison dishes the goods, she's a sad smokey beached pothead. Gotta love her. Sarah Morrison dishes the goods, she’s a sad smokey beached pothead. Gotta love her.

]]> By: LCC http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/open-mic-how-i-almost-ruined-my-life-part-1/#comment-79082 LCC Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:21:37 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=8970#comment-79082 "some Asian dude that looks like a chick’s record label" Dim Mak? “some Asian dude that looks like a chick’s record label”

Dim Mak?

]]> By: SHITCOCK http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/open-mic-how-i-almost-ruined-my-life-part-1/#comment-79081 SHITCOCK Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:31:07 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=8970#comment-79081 This story better go to a place where you're blowing 6 guys for a night's worth of coke. This story better go to a place where you’re blowing 6 guys for a night’s worth of coke.

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