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Jonny Makeup
• 06.15.09 10:00 am


You wish you were Lauren Santo Domingo! Current obsession!!! She is the chicest good time gal in the Land of Conde Nast, has the chicest life…

You wish you were Lauren Santo Domingo! Current obsession!!! She is the chicest good time gal in the Land of Conde Nast, has the chicest life, the chicest jaw line, the chicest closet …basically chicest everything. Her new spread in Vogue Paris really inspired me!!! I really need to re-invent myself to be a proper IT Girl!!!!! Now is the time to clean myself up and stop getting naked at parties, showing off my mangina to the blogarazzi, find out who her colorist is, her Pilates teacher and find the most eligable gay husband!!! Evey girl and gay should channel a little bit of LSD into thier daily routines. My new motto is “What Would Lauren Santo Domingo Do?”





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  1. MEN!
  2. SANTOGOLD AT RCRDLBL


Comments
  1. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something says:

    What the fuck?

  2. garbage says:

    this bitch is weak

  3. skull front says:

    skull front can’t follow this. and i’m a skull

  4. Dork says:

    She has a nice strong nose. That shit woulda gotten chopped by the age of 11 over here.

  5. Carl says:

    Her arms look like Gollum’s

  6. BAPS says:

    FINALLY an answer to the prayers of straight women who lust after drag queens

  7. Totally one of the best editorials! I wanted to do a post like this too. She is amazing and though I never use the word, I think chic was the best term to describe her completely. Also who has better fucking initials than her? No one! She needs an LSD Goyard or something. Ha.

  8. come mierda says:

    she’s a rich bitch with an eating disorder & coke addiction who married a rich colombian
    how can he want to fk a bag of bones i dont know

  9. das says:

    i’d beat her with my peter

  10. ... says:

    Jonny, even the Bible doesn’t give better reasons for hating fags than you do.

  11. Princess Pr0n says:

    bust-ed

  12. John Doie says:

    haters are faggots.

  13. danny says:

    i wanna suck you off sumthin’ big time jonny makeup.

  14. Uncle Vernon says:

    Kill it before it breeds.

  15. Charles says:

    not attractive. Make it better!

  16. XxPJC says:

    LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE me some LSD. Tres chic. Xxxxxxx


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