Posted by
Aileen Awesome
• 07.30.09 10:00 am 
Some people think that diaries are a gay waste of time, but if you’re constantly assaulting your memory with drugs and alcohol, those few scribbled pages become your only window into the past.
Some people think that diaries are a gay waste of time, but if you’re constantly assaulting your memory with drugs and alcohol, those few scribbled pages become your only window into the past. The only problem is when you look through that window you can’t help but realize how fucking stupid the person on the other side of the pane–old you–is.
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Yeah, I feel ya, who doesn’t hate being The Heartbreaker®?
after they finish he says: “I guess this means we are going out now?”
LOL’d: that’s exactly what I said the first time with an old ex….did I bang Aileen Awesome? Can’t be… unless …
She didn’t want to ruin her chances for a ride home…
No wonder girls want to get their driver license as soon as possible. It’s so sexually liberating.
Am I apathetic or ‘don’t nobody give a fuck’?
WUH oh, Dear Diary by Lesley Arfin much????
“I think he was impressed.”
oh, lawd.
he did most of the work while I enjoyed
yeah this is why fucking virgins is for dudes who have never actually had one.
im all boned up here
consistent style
If you think you feel stupid looking at that now, wait until ten years from now when you realize that you posted it on the internet
the warning by incubus and last nite by the strokes, hahahahahah
So she thinks it wasn’t painful or horrific? Wait until Hector, EJ AND Andrew/Anthony all show up on the same night. They will be tagging in and out like the Fabulous Freebirds. WHOA!
WORK ON YOUR FUCKING HANDWRITING I CANT READ ANY OF THIS SHIT!!!!!
This is lame. I can’t believe i wasted 30 seconds reading it.
WHO GIVES A FUCK?
Diaries are lame… they’re essentially for you to look back on and laugh or show to a boyfriend later on who will pretend to be interested while you relive memories he wasn’t around for.
she said “i came before he did” um you just lost ur virginity unless he had a pinky finger for a dick that shit is painful(if ur a girl) and you arent gonna come..ur about 22 now? if you are fucking young dudes your age you probably still havent had a really good orgasm
i dunno i think it’s cute that she even mentions the word orgasm, whether she had one or not! Ah, modern youth. When i lost it, a million years ago, I didnt even know the word orgasm, but did think, hmmmm, not what i had imagined. It feels better when i do it to myself!
I LOVE IT. the comments written in the margins are wonderful. I don’t think I have an entry detailing my own deflowering, but lots of large, excited & sometimes angry, capital letters.
fucking slut.
lol
aileen you are a HEARTBREAKer
the casualties lyrics were the best part.
Wow. 15? I’m not shocked that you lost your virginity at 15 (that’s pretty common unfortunately), but I’m shocked that you didn’t think it was a big deal. Probably have had 50 sexual partners by now. Losing my virginity was so painful it took several tries. I imagine for you it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway by now. lol You should be embarrassed.