Thanks fuckheads. You said so much bad shit about A-Ron that he got mad mean and now I’m sweating tears
Thanks fuckheads. You said so much bad shit about A-Ron that he got mad mean and now I’m sweating tears. Instead of people focusing on how gorgeous I was in High School, they’re thinking of what a fucking loser I am and how gay my band is. I reap what you sow.
Here is Gavin McInnes the loser behind a lot of garbage downtown.
stale comedy, hipster website, and a bad 80’s bar mitzvah cover band.
1. 1968 or 1981?
1981 because that’s when punk started to get fun.
2. Why don’t you live in LA?
Clueless, corny, stupid, losers in cars and a relentless sun up your ass all day.
3. What do your parents think you do for a living?
Fuck around
4. What’s in your pockets right now?
Adderall
5. Have you ever been to Staten Island?
Yes. We snuck on to the ferry and hid there so we could get a ride back for free. The guy eventually caught us and explained that the ferry is already free you fucking idiots. Oooops. True story.
6. If you had to get a tattoo with words on your forehead what would you get?
Made in England
7. If someone shot you who would you want the shooter to be?
I’d want it to be someone from outer space because it would raise awareness about that and hopefully show people they are not friendly and do not come here in peace.
8. So you’re on a hott date, where you going?
Down on her
9. If you got to pick your name what would you choose?
Barack Hussein Obama
10. Who’s better looking Mayor Dinkins or President Obama?
My namesake
11. So you’re on a desert island, what now?
Die of starvation and infections from sunburns
12. Why do you think you’re qualified for this position?
Everyone knows how to do doggy. It’s in our DNA.
13. The new Mickey Rourke, yea or neh?
I can’t believe you can’t spell “nay.”
15. Have you ever taken Peyote?
Yeah, my wife’s a squaw and she can carry it anywhere she wants, even on a plane. My dad bet me $100 that’s not true because you can’t have one race that has different laws than another race but it is true which I agree is weird.
16. Are you able to lift a 50-pound weight and carry it 100 yards?
Have you seen my cock?
17. Have you ever been arrested?
Drunk driving at 16 and assault a few years ago. Oh no, that wasn’t an actual arrest because the guy got the day wrong and they had to let me go.
18. Where were you before you were born?
In a really bad place.
19. Do you like love games like master – slave, doctor – patient, teacher – student?
Is rape a game?
20. Can you tell me in a few seconds what a brick is useful for?
According to Pete Towshend, it is helpful in determining what makes a man. For example, if a guy isn’t afraid of appearing insane because he can’t break one, he’s a man. That’s what a fag Pete Towshend is.
21. What did you dress like in the tenth grade?
GBH
23. If Tom Cruise made art what would it look like?
Paul Stanley’s paintings.
24. What’s your favorite color?
I’m beyond race.
25. Why do people like the band Vampire Weekend?
Because they come across as aristocrats and everyone wants to be rich.
26 Where do you plan on riding out the apocalypse?
On horseback.
28 Where is your favorite place in New York City to hang out at in the morning?
I love watching the sun come up over the cloisters while getting a blow job and jogging.
29 In ten years I will…(complete the sentence)
Be done this fucking thing. What is this anyway? What’s it for, your “glob”? What are you a 10 year-old girl passing notes in high school. I guess I’m just as queer for doing it but you let me put that shit up about aNYthing so I figure it’s payback.
30 If you could get on a plane tomorrow and travel to anywhere in the world, where would you go?
To Africa to meet my real parents.
31 What’s your favorite thing about yourself?
My ability to work with animals.
32 What’s your standard exercise routine?
Fucking a prostitute in the ass when she’s fucked up on meth with a ball gag in her mouth.
33 Last time you said “that was the last time?”
Beating off to pictures of Saddam Hussein.
34 Where’s your favorite place in NYC above 14th street?
Never been. Oh wait, the cloisters is up there isn’t it. Shit.
35 If you could live in any movie “world,” what movie would it be?
With Kevin Costner on a Jet Ski.
36 Place in New York City where you would mostly likely be found at any random point during the day?
Volunteering on Bowery. Washing the homeless and buying them cigarettes.
37 Best/worst thing you have done in a movie theater?
Killed a lion.
38 First career plans/goals as a child?
To work in the administration of American Airline’s Integrated Aircraft Navigation business liasons department.
39 Why can’t you survive anywhere but NYC?
Nobody gets my GG Allin jokes.
40 Go to song (or album) when you are feeling down?
“Don’t Kill Yourself” by The Kinks
41 Who is your ultimate hero or role model?
Pol Pot
42 If you could have any talent or skill, what would it be?
To be smart and good-looking
43 What was your best excuse when you didn’t do your homework?
My dad fucked me
44 If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Pussy
45 Next thing you want to achieve in your life?
Hitting “send” and being done with this
46 In high-school, were you a jock, punk, theater geek, or prep?
See above pic
47 If you could “punk” any celebrity, who would it be?
I’d like to see Ashton Kutcher with a mohawk.
“Is rape a game?” haha
That was funny.
What a fragrant pair of pussies!
15 / interesting fact
Wow Gavin’s is kind of funny but if you go to the “glob” link it’s actually kind of venomous. It’s like Hairsplitting Showdown of the Self-Hating Hipsters.
this is kind of a load. not the part where gavin answers these questions, that’s funny. i am referring to the part where there are some kind of self-indulgent blogging disputes everywhere you turn and no actual content.
gavin reads like he is 15
why isn’t this in your stupid facebook 25 things list or whatever. jesus.
fight back when attacked. even when it is glob. wipe it on your sleeve.
i didn’t know she was a squaw i thought she was azn so you must be into native jokes then
Even in grade 10, your face looks like that of a 40-year-old. Very cute, though. Love the bowling boots.
l’d punk Lars Fredrikssen.
Is that a young Kevin Bacon in that pic? Is he on the set of “Punkloose”?
will you sign my yearbook next?
like prince harry though you don’t sound like a white chap.
That was boring.
imagine being stuck in a room with aron and mcinnes at the same time and they were telling you about there stuff.
That was funny. Is this Anything drama real or staged? I can’t imagine grown men who are able to run a business being angry about shit that’s so trivial.
“In a country where it’s winter for 8 months of the year, wearing a sweater and leather jacket in the summer is down-right repugnant”
5 pussies for you.
holy shit are those questionnaires lame. the answers are even weaker. these are like 30 year old dudes bragging about how they have drugs on them and how they’re into sex. that’s like a twenty year old bragging about having cigarettes.
i am a total fucking ASS whos been making clothes and writing graffiti *puke* longer than “a-ron the downtown don” *dry-retch* but even i think that kevin bacon in his bad-ass phase is cooler than aNYthing *gag* will ever so…….. but anyway. isnt it funny how ‘streetwear boyz’ try and tell you you’re a ‘hater’ *cringe* when you diss *gag* their product..? i find it funny anyway.
so, as you were.
I killed a lion once, then my mom found out and yelled at me for it
Two-headed dog.
a-ron sux but his hairy fucking belly is hot and i like to think about sucking on his dark tan cock with the fucking hot bushy auburn pubes everywhere
How did you get so fat and ugly? You aren’t that old