Posted by
Christi Bradnox
• 03.12.09 11:21 pm


So, Chris Martin is breaking Noel’s balls and he says what everyone in the world (outside of North America and Europe) is thinking, “”I actually couldn’t give a fuck about what’s going on outside my family

So, Chris Martin is breaking Noel’s balls and he says what everyone in the world (outside of North America and Europe) is thinking, “”I actually couldn’t give a fuck about what’s going on outside my family: me, my missus, my two kids and my Mam, and her parents… that’s it, for me. Other than that, it’s not my problem, but that’s not to say you shouldn’t care about it!”

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Comments
  1. Let's says:

    Wow, the world we try to care so much about doesn’t even care about us (or anybody else) back? It’s almost like we should only care about ourselves, man. I mean, it’s statistical.

  2. manny says:

    what’s “FTW?”

    n00b

  3. manny says:

    going green is for fags

  4. Jakobi says:

    Going green is up to the government.
    I’m not a fucking scientist, it’s up to the people who actually know what they’re doing.

  5. srsly says:

    I hope someone pushes the button and then a chain reaction and a thousand thousand year nuclear winter….fuck millions upon millons of people hunting one another for food, fuck that idea- just get it over with and use the bomb. cos really who wants to fathom the thought that our great grandchildren have to eat human flesh just to have a reasonable quality of life. Can you? That being said Fuck noel gallagher and his fucking family! Chris martin too and that dumb bitch he calls a wife.

  6. srsly says:

    sorry. fucking british twats bring out the worst in me. fucking cunts.

  7. Bad News Blues says:

    Yes, he also had a moan about Guitar Hero saying it’s nothing like the real thing.

    It’s muuuuuuuuuch to technical for his fat Manc fingers.

    And he’s friends with Paul Weller, which also means he’s a twatattack.

  8. Bob Dylan says:

    FTW = Fuck the What

  9. Bob Dylan says:

    british haircuts make me want to punch holes in the wall

  10. Joe Fritzel says:

    for the win.

    coldplay is to oasis as hootie and the blowfish were to nirvana

  11. Mighty Crown says:

    Street Carnage=2 men in their thirties who give a fuck about Noel Gallagher?

  12. Vane$$a says:

    I’d like to thank Noel Gallagher for providing me with an answer to the question at the end of Blognigger’s last post.

  13. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something says:

    You managed to make the one small paragraph you wrote confusing. I was left wondering if it was Chris Martin or Noel Gallagher’s quote. Thankfully you made your entire entry a link, just to clarify your mess. I suppose it was fairly easy to infer that it was Gallagher’s comment, for those with prior knowledge of both gentlemen. Nevertheless, I hate you.

  14. rob-omb says:

    Whatever happened to his unibrow? Or does he not consider that ‘family’ anymore either?

  15. popbeast says:

    Fuck the World twats

  16. homeless. says:

    i cant believe you didnt site this gem from Noel: ” James Blunt is bad for the environment that surrounds this part of my f***ing head here

  17. homeless. says:

    “british haircuts make me want to punch holes in the wall” yessssssssssssssssssssssss!

  18. Champagne Supernovoselic says:

    You tell ‘em, Noel. I agree 100%.

  19. Insider Pants says:

    its fucking arrogant how humans think they got precious ma nature by the knickers when in reality a few volcanic eruptions and some quakes would put quite a dent in our prissy li’l society we have here.

  20. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something says:

    I retract my ultra-negative sentiment from earlier, it’s been a bad day. I don’t hate you. Peace and love, peace and love…

  21. vegan jules says:

    going green is useless if you’re not going to go vegan/vegetarian. mmmmph.

  22. ZLUR says:

    Bill Ray Cyrus?

    Biggest Hairlord twat of them all.

    Ps. Thats not to say i am stickin up for Chris M and Noel…

    Godbless our simple American friends.

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