Yesterday the Twittisphire blew up with Gavin_McInnes doing variations on “(no homo).” It started when his heterosexual female friend White Lightning said “I miss you (no homo)” in an email and it ended, well, it hasn’t ended.

Yesterday the Twittisphire blew up with Gavin_McInnes doing variations on “(no homo).” It started when his heterosexual female friend White Lightning said “I miss you (no homo)” in an email and it ended, well, it hasn’t ended.

Some of the No Homo Tweets he started are fucking great. Highlights include, “I didn’t bless the rains down in Africa. (No Toto) @HarMarSuperstar,” “Gredo shot first (no solo) @RyanGlasses,” and “I like John Lennon’s solo work (no ono) @FaceHeadAss.”

However, there were also some brutal stinkers, ” I love Walt Disney (No Dumbo) @FUCT,” “Jackie Martling’s career suicide (no Howard Stern Show)@shellybk,” and possibly the worst one of all time, “It’s 103 degrees but I’m dry as sandpaper (no humid) @Ronen V.”

To do this right you want to start it with something you really love or hate. Remember the origin. It’s about something that sounds potentially gay and the brackets are for a disclaimer. You’re not going to duplicate that exactly but it’s a good goal to have. When @georgieboooy said, “I hate U2 (no Bono)” the brackets aren’t really a disclaimer but the general structure is there. “No humid” on the other hand is, well, unacceptable. Here’s a bunch more…

@Gavin_McInnes
I would fuck a dude in prison (no homo)
I hate disciplining my kids (no no no)
I hate my neighbor (no Totoro)
I fucking love Belinda Carlisle (no GoGo)
Rap lyrics are so derivative (no mo “mo”)
I love fat chicks but I still eat right (no hohos)
I hate mediocrity (no soso)

Everyone else’s…

@TobinTobin I eat my cereal with 2% bitches! (No homo)

@Arv Fucking hate when Homer Simpson stutters. (No “D’oh! D’oh!”)

@iamchristie bros with bad hair calling it european (no faux-mo)

@brianjmclachlan After that “Bugged Out” story Puerto Ricans gross me out. (No J.Lo)

@deathrune i don’t have the start up capital for weed farming (no grow flow)

@lookatdembugs i would think of more of these but i’d have to charge you (no pro bono)

@TannerTrue I really hate Isaac Asimov. (no robo)

@andreabellemare Gorillas use computers but they’re not on Facebook (no Koko)

@sherwoodallan this is stupid (no mo)

@kBuddah i wanna get graphic with u (no photo)

@ShmittenKitten Gotta update my Solar System map (no Pluto)

@elpablogrande The Seattle Mariners had a really terrible season (No SoDo Mojo)

@deathrune i’m into objective truth (no po-mo)

@joshmorrissey Woodwinds are the worst part of a Symphony (no oboe)

@joshmorrissey I only hang out above Houston St. (no SoHo)

@ComeUpSeven I didn’t kiss girls growing up. (no mono)

@SauceMang In my day we had to be more creative ( no porno )

@3ZKL WE ARE OUT OF SUSHI (NO TORO)

@hansonohaver Manhattan real estate (no home ownership)

@bacons Poliomyelitis is an acute viral infectious disease spread from person to person, via the fecal-oral route. (no polio)

@daisydibbles just back from relaxing shit hot holiday (no guantanamo)

@ImmyXI I went sightseeing in Indonesia, saw some dope volcanoes (no bromo).

@lucascarlisle Some lo-life just stole my jacket! (no Polo)

@williambwest Guess I’ve got to practice my karate outside (no dojo)

@NOadventure if you ask me, Roman Empire was a little fey(no Rome-o).

@louis_abelman Milan’s great, but lacks some of the architectural splendor of Florence (no Duomo)

@Bieberrhea: 4got how to say what in Spanish (¿no como?)

@joshmorrissey I hate the Dallas Cowboys (no Romo)

@laurabaran For real, TCB-Why? (no froyo)

@sicTweets: 21st century toys (no yoyo)

@julezmac Never trust a Mexican with your cell (no telefono)

@Bokononist I’m anti-Semitic (No Shlomo)

@karltmeakin just sold a hipster an overpriced plastic camera (no Lomo).

@FaceHeadAss I’m scared of clowns (no bozo)

@solkauffman Weezer is so 10 years ago (No Cuomo)

@eric__johnston I hate sheriffs (no lobo)

@Bieberrhea said F-tha-Police (no popo)

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Accidental Repeats

@strawsarentcool I love “Africa” but much prefered other yacht rock bands like Asia or Styx. (no Toto)

@Emersonyeah: I think I’ll look really good trying to fix Africa in sunglasses (noBono)

@georgieboooy I hate U2 (No Bono)

@doubleblumpkin I went skiing with Cher (no Bono)

@tornadoliese we’re out of chewy caramels in milk chocolate (no rolo)

@kentuckyprophet I can’t stand chocolate treats with caramel in them. (no rolo)

@sssterlz I love being confused (no fo-sho)

@deathrune: i never confirm things using popular vernacular (no fo sho)

@FUCT: @Gavin_McInnes groups from Montreal are always a little queer (no Chromeo)

@seanoconnz not into leather jackets. (No Chromeo)

@nerdberger I’m ready for a paradigm shift (no pomo)

@williexwill I have no idea what Derrida is getting at (no PoMo)

@CrushDreamNYC Japanese girls give terrible head (no Domo)

@OobYeldar Mr Roboto is the most overplayed song (no domo)

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