Posted by
Donna Deliva
• 10.08.09 10:29 am


We always assumed the coolest (as in most awesome and funny) girl in the world would be Jewish. Someone like Jessi Klein or Sarah Silverman.

We always assumed the coolest (as in most awesome and funny) girl in the world would be Jewish. Someone like Jessi Klein or Sarah Silverman. Maybe it’s that comedy “it girl” who does the Sarah Silverman impersonation. Then we went back to Leslie Hall and remembered WASPs do everything better in the end. Not so fast. The raddest woman in the world is some old pin-up who used to do “Baywatch”. Who knew?


-DONNA DELIVA

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Comments
  1. Just a dollup.. says:

    What is the obsession with Sarah Silverman? She sucks. Sort it.

  2. Jetpack says:

    This is more amusing than any Sarah Silverman thing.

  3. elbeast says:

    um, did i miss something? she’s barely even fat

  4. yikes says:

    eggert looks good.
    leslie hall is weak.

  5. JuCIFER says:

    Nicole Eggert took this skit so seriously that she gained 60 pounds for it, sort of like Robert Deniro in Raging Bull. Now that’s commitment.

  6. the king. says:

    yeah…she looks awesome there. Amazing fun with girls like that.

  7. Dork says:

    She looks fabulous; they just put her in bottoms that were a little too tight.

  8. JuCIFER says:

    I bet she looks great on all-fours

  9. Billy Ocean Smooth says:

    Every black man on the internet just got wood.

  10. PINK TREAT says:

    i would. over and over again…

  11. real ew says:

    i forgot how awesome the baywatch song is. also, 9 out of 10 girls that look like her would consider themselves thin , which is sad, but prevalent enough to deduce from the humor of this sketch.

  12. Anonymous says:

    WHAT THE FUCK, she’s not even fat

  13. charles says:

    Nicole Eggert won my heart from her brilliant work on Charles In Charge.

    She looks about right for a woman her age (37) with a kid who probably doesn’t exercise too much. She probably looks fine with her clothes on. If she started working out a few times a week and watching her food intake, she’d look amazing in a couple months.

    Even if Nicole was 50 lbs heavier, she’s still prettier than Sarah Silverman, who is definitely sexy, but is not really pretty.

  14. shadowy figure says:

    I too must say she looks a lot better, uh, “fat.” Good girl. Who wants to eat out a roundless ass?

  15. fuck you guys says:

    Silverman rules

  16. Wack-boy says:

    Silverman’s tits rule. The rest is pretty terrible (especially the body hair)

  17. Cool says:

    This is going to be the first season of Celebrity Fit Club I beat off to since the last one.

  18. derka derka says:

    FAP FAP FAP ! ! !

  19. kure kure takora says:

    what’s that shit on her back? (yes I know it’s a terrible tattoo).

  20. yip yip says:

    nicole looks good (- the tattoo)

  21. Yeah says:

    Sarah Silverman is not funny.

  22. Marie says:

    I guess that Leslie Hall is German and Catholic, not a WASP

  23. uhh.. says:

    She looks tastier than a chocolate cake covered in bacon. Imagine eating her out while she’s wearing a dingy sweatshirt and grubby pastel-coloured socks… yum

  24. buzzorhowl says:

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks she looks good/not fat in that video.


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