Posted by
Tracie
• 11.20.08 03:00 pm


The other night I was watching TV and saw this commercial for Norelco, in which they called for men to grow mustaches in support of prostate awareness. Then the next day, I received a press release about an organization in which men are encouraged to grow mustaches to raise money for schools, which is creepy because I always kinda thought that mustaches were like a prerequisite for kid touchers.

The other night I was watching TV and saw this commercial for Norelco, in which they called for men to grow mustaches in support of prostate awareness. Then the next day, I received a press release about an organization in which men are encouraged to grow mustaches to raise money for schools, which is creepy because I always kinda thought that mustaches were like a prerequisite for kid touchers.

So, if you hate children and love prostate cancer, continue to shave your faces, assholes.

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  4. GOOD MORNING!
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Comments
  1. homeless says:

    movember!

  2. Bio-Hater says:

    Your pussy has a must-ache.

  3. Fuck Yeah says:

    Mustaches!

  4. Xavier says:

    at my university No-shave november is a tradition

  5. Nigerian Bank Deposit says:

    Make dinner for a week to combat being a piss poor woman.

  6. geigh says:

    “awareness” is such bullshit. I’m already aware of prostate cancer. what the fuck good is some dude with a mustache gonna do?

  7. Redgreg says:

    I will do you what some dudes with moustaches will do…raise money for cancer. My ‘Mobros’ are up 4k. And you are right ‘awarenes’s is bullshit, lets sit in our towers and ignore the worlds problems.

  8. Esidious says:

    If you finger my asshole I won’t get prostate cancer.

  9. luckydisease says:

    There’s also a group that grow mustaches to raise money… for kids. Not kidding. http://www.mustachesforkids.com … I’ve always thought there was something inherently wrong with that.

  10. not blind says:

    so retarded

  11. Star Wars says:

    People constantly approach me about Moustache March, Moustache May, Moustache-vember, moustache contests, and various other things that I don’t care about.


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