IMPORTANT: Guys have a real problem getting dressed in the morning. You have the Streetwear Gang, the Ed Hardy Diseased, the buffed up Diesel Dogs, or the Devendra Banharts to choose from.
IMPORTANT: Guys have a real problem getting dressed in the morning. You have the Streetwear Gang, the Ed Hardy Diseased, the buffed up Diesel Dogs, or the Devendra Banharts to choose from. There’s always an extra accessory, too much shoe, or “statement” facial hair, which, in its current incarnation of hipsterface, is the Steampunk mustache (vom).
Sure, there are babes out there who have their shit together and understand what a basic shirt, simple pair of dark jeans, and decent pair of shoes can do to a woman. If your clothes fit well and don’t do the matchy-matchy thing, you’re going to getting laid more. To those of you who follow this credo, blowjobs and handys to you. For the rest of you, there is Nerd Boyfriend:
Featuring a tightly curated selection of vintage photographs featuring iconic men from Irving Penn and Bill Murray to Run DMC and Jackie Chan, the site is the b-i-b-l-e of men’s style. Direct links to purchase the key items in each look are provided so you don’t have to make an effort to look good anymore; it’s all right there.
Since your personal style is directly correlated to amount of vaginas you will see, my advice is to use this as your style guide. And girls, the photos of our intellectual and talented male heroes are reason enough to check the site daily.
Keith Moon
god, about 75% of male comedians rub me the wrong way. wormy, smug, hateful little twerps who couldn’t get laid to save their lives so they started their odious, peeving routines and somehow got famous because enough losers identified with them. and paul simon? he doesn’t even have any funniness about him just full-on annoyance. site should be called “short, annoying fucks whose tongue-in-cheek attire makes you want to light them on fire.”
i do like the prince photo though.
You’d get your ass kicked for wearing any of that shit
good concept in theory. IN THEORY.
These guys made lesbianism hip.
I think this site’s pretty dope
I like it, thanks Aviva
@JuCIFEUR: Agreed. Keith Moon was such a badass mod that I can forgive him for the 1970s.
Thanks Aviva. Very useful information.
:sigh: I wish more guys dressed like Alex P. Keaton. The Jack Lemmon,Randy Newman and William Eggleston outfits got me wet. cool pics too. glad there’s a website that not nearly enough guys will use. Good stuff.
veevaluh, this is so good.
I just can’t bring myself to watch Jersey Shore. Is it really that good?
Wish they had a link for Jimmy Stewart’s shirt.
Ya wanna look cool, dress like an old man from chinatown. Ya wanna get laid, sell coke.
Wow, you mean dressing like a grown up instead of a 33 year old teenager is in?
@Erik Kolacek
PLUS HE’S THE DRUMMINGEST.
she made fun of your mustache, gavin. ooooh burnnnnnn
I like it. Makes me feel better about myself.
It’s not what you wear, it’s how you wear it.
thanks for this, this site is EXCELLENT
fine idea, but its being done a lot better by the guy(s? girls?) at The Impossible Cool. They just make it a bit harder/better cause they don’t put stupid fucking links to buy buy buy.
also, a lot of these guys have weak style… again, this is where the impossible cool (and ACL and TSY etc etc) stand out.
oh word
http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=598
That moustache is repulsive. always paired with bad teeth too.
wau! nice site, that one
get laid = dress like me.
thank you I LOVE THIS
Yeah gavin’s mustache makes my poony wanna barf
I second the motion for The Impossible Cool (http://www.theimpossiblecool.com)
fucking bo-ring! that goes for her stupid blog (barf, bloggers) and her taste in how guys should dress. this shit is as lame as the fucking gap. fuck her and her taste. wtf, can anyone post shit to street carnage; is that how it works?