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• 08.11.09 09:00 am


The bleach blond hair, tons of ill-fitting latex clothing, “Poke Her Face”– we really should’ve seen this coming.

The bleach blond hair, tons of ill-fitting latex clothing, “Poke Her Face”–we really should’ve seen this coming. Lady Gaga’s part dude and the video above proves it. If you listen carefully, right before she gets off the bike she mumbles, “I don’t think I’ve got panties on here.” And then BAM! Free swinging penis.

According to Bossip.com, when Lady Mister Gaga was asked about the subject he confirmed the rumors, saying:

“It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big fucking deal.”

I think what’s more shocking than his admission is the fact that this 23 year old man/woman refers to her man/lady parts like a toddler.

Oh, and can anyone explain to me why all Australians Brits [Ed: Thanks, bb.] look like 12 year olds?

Hat tip: NNF

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Comments
  1. Finanzberatung, Kreditberatung, Kreditvermittlung, Problemkreditberatung und Sanierungsberatung

  2. Wack-boy says:

    I didn’t see anything, until there is a video with a close up, slow motion, H.D. shot of the alleged penis in my ass I call fake.

  3. A Dutch Ferry Boat before a Breeze, late 1640s

  4. Courtney says:

    Because they ARE 12 year olds. It’s a lady gaga performance.

  5. pookles says:

    Rock and rule, Ga.

  6. thelibert1ne says:

    Dude if you can’t handle a little peener with your poon, go the fuck home–you’re done.

  7. Old Man says:

    Two for the price of one!

  8. pish posh says:

    I support this. In the future we will all be evolved enough to go fuck ourselves.

  9. Brotha says:

    I hate the San Francisco Supreme Court Criminal Division.

  10. teenage girl says:

    That interview is fake. (DUH) This is old news.

  11. DJ Burgerking says:

    Just looks like some major camel toe action.

  12. Andrew says:

    Good one, guys, you fell for a fake post on a joke website.

  13. thelibert1ne says:

    Your mom’s a joke. OOHHH!!!

  14. Billy says:

    I’d bang/blow it..?

  15. bb says:

    you really fell for a fake website, and you cant see it in the video on HD and its the UK not australia

  16. yo says:

    old news


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