Posted by
Gavin
• 03.14.08 09:40 am

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As we made crystal clear last week, men know a lot more about fashion than women. Looks like “grumpy casual” and “homebody” are best left to our discretion and, while we’re at it, we should probably handle formalwear and putting on your make-up too.

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As we made crystal clear last week, men know a lot more about fashion than women. Looks like “grumpy casual” and “homebody” are best left to our discretion and, while we’re at it, we should probably handle formalwear and putting on your make-up too.

LOOK 3: FORMAL WEAR
This look handles everything from The Academy Awards to meeting his parents. It’s not about expensive shoes but it is about expensive fabrics. Fucking up formal wear is a great way to get dumped.

LOOK 4: MAKE-UP
Despite wearing it for almost all of their adult life, women seem to have no clue how to put on make-up. In this easy-to-understand guide we explain everything from base coats to eye gunk.

  1. MISOGYNIST FASHION TIPS WITH KENNY HOTZ
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  3. THE COLEMAN FILES: PART 1
  4. THE COLEMAN FILES: PART 2
  5. MR. SHOW SKITS THAT BECAME REALITY PART: 4


Comments
  1. scipio says:

    kennys the man

  2. Lomeli says:

    Kenny won her over with the concentration camp line.

  3. Anonymous says:

    That girl is pretty well perfect looking, it’s true. Kenny is legend.

  4. honez says:

    this is less fun than pooping when youre really constipated

  5. irina says:

    that concentration camp line is from south park

  6. goldie says:

    i think he meant to say splooge. or else hes gonna spend a lot of money on her face, which sounds too generous for kenny.

  7. duh says:

    kenny, ripping off south park w/”concentration camp” gag. is this allowed since he writes for em, and may in fact have come up with the line?

  8. Pussy Seltzer says:

    who got sloppy seconds here?

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  10. dinkie says:

    PLEASE MAKE MORE

  11. muthafutha says:

    mac cosmetics. they use the best girls.

  12. anon ymous says:

    kenny’s hilarious, does he make out with non-perfect girls too?

  13. Maarlen Bierhat says:

    Kenny’s icing on the cake of makeup – two bukkakes up.

  14. dan says:

    “kenny won her over with that co ……”

    bullshit *

    she is obviously his girlfriend ,they were getting drunk at his house and decided that it will be funny if…… it is pretty obvious don’t you think !!!

    I wonder how Gavin’s wife is cool with all that , she must be really laid back – from what I’ve seen from here she is 10000 times hotter than this girl!!!!

  15. Tumor says:

    Gavin laughs like my dad….

  16. Anonymous says:

    That girl definitely knows Kenny, she appeared in one of his videos in the Viral Video episode

  17. Anonymous says:

    eat shit and die


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