Leave it to the army of the ruthless toothless — the smurfs have found a new way to make the world’s most disgusting drug even more disgusting.
Leave it to the army of the ruthless toothless — the smurfs have found a new way to make the world’s most disgusting drug even more disgusting.
The media is finally catching up with a new “shake and bake” method of methamphetamine production. Using a two-liter bottle and household ingredients that can fit in a book bag, the new recipe requires little space and no open flame. This enables tweakers to both cut out their dealers and duck under some states’ NARC nets that control the sale of cold medicines. Shake n’ baking is so convenient that some of these derelicts are mixing up while driving somewhere. In the worse states, the rise of DIY rolling drug labs is so rampant that one can see loads of brown gunk-encrusted Coke bottles on the side of the road. The brown schmutz is the leftover poison from the cook-off, which means these ampheads have also taken littering to a new level. And due to the swirling chemical reaction under pressure, there’s been reports of meth heads literally getting burnt the fuck out from exploding capsules. In my opinion, that’s a good thing.
I’m sure some chucklehead will tell me I’m “mad late on this yo,” but that’s because I (fortunately) live in a state where its mostly queers that party with that shit so they can mangle their dicks for six hours straight. Just check out the Meth Map (sucks for you Iowa). I was also thinking about adding a link to one of the new recipes, but fuck that — that garbage is made out of starting fluid, drain opener, and lithium batteries for chrissake. I’m not spreading the specter of death on to anyone. What happened to good ol’ fashioned drugs, dammit? What happened to just smokin’ reefer and listenin’ to a saxyphone? What happened to the REAL Method of Modern Love?!
Awww yeah, H&O, these my niggas! Heyyy … this video is rather methy. Warm fuzzy clouds? Janko apartment? Frantic antics? John-boy’s bulging eyeballs? Kinda gay too … Goddammit, quit smoking that shit Daryl!!!
I hate littering.
oh whoa meth mouth, my stomach is clenching
hawaii has got it bad.
thanks for the great tunes
Goddamn motherfuckin’ Fresno! Why you gotta get up in my shit and make California all dark blue n’ shit.
FRESNO? That whole shit is one giant lab. A toothless paranoid leathery whore.
You gotta love it.
A meth lab was found in the stairwell of the Tulsa DHS building. Damn, just damn.
http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=11&articleid=20090811_11_0_hrimgs943676
Apparently, last week a meth head walked into my dad’s (he’s a dentist) office looking for some pain relievers. My mum emailed me asking, “Do meth heads have sores in their mouths?” You betcha, mum!
this map makes us potheads in california indignant. meth is such shite
That meth map is kind of bunk because it’s meth addicts per 100,000 residence. Wyoming for instance, is the least populated state in the country with only 500,000 people here…if I’m doing the math right then we have around 1,000 meth addicts in the entire state. That’s not that many. Yet we’re deep purple. If anything, Rock Springs, WY should be deep purple. You can feel the meth just driving through that town.
The whole Dee-troit aesthetic is winning the culture war.
You’re mad late on this, yo.
I feel that first and foremost the government needs to focus on fighting the war against steroids in baseball. Meth can wait until another day.
The shake and bake method is dangerous and produces an inferior product. Still get enough to get you tootin’ along like a Japanese bullet train though.
Meth is some dope-ass shit. Not something to get attached to though.
Post a recipe you fucking drag, who are you, our mother? Get off the horse.
Yeah look at Iowa representin on the 151+ tip. Holla.
In Iowa the backyard lab declined, allegedly because of police intervention. That left a lot of meth addicts without a source. Bad news, eh? Especially when you’ve used meth so much that you can’t produce dopamine without it. Thankfully they have Mexicans to fill the supply void. They transport it north and get help hiding out and whatnot from other Mexicans along the way. Lovely, innit?
looks like the east coast got some kinda speed-impediment
Actually, the East Coast just doesn’t care about admitting meth users to drug treatment. The map doesn’t say anything about how many people use it in those states…
The west? only diddly-doo-hicky I can put my finger on is the sun sets 3 + on a lewis & clark bon voyagie!