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TV Carnage
• 05.01.09 11:57 am



Maybe this will help you too. It’s catchy, logical and the only way I can remember how many days each month has. I gave up on the whole “30 days hath September…” B.S.


P.S. The Clifford thing was a blind coincidence. I swear, I swear, I swearrrrrrr honest, totally. I would NEVER hurt any of you like that! Ask my intern Alex Goldberg. ALEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!


  1. AND THEN GOD GOT STONED AND CREATED CLIFFORD
  2. INTRODUCING: 9 NEW EMPLOYEES
  3. FUCKED UP MUTINY
  4. DEAR STREET CARNAGE, BLOGJEW
  5. COUNTDOWN TO STREET CARNAGE SXSW PARTY


Comments
  1. W4LNUT says:

    Detroit is da best

  2. Hot Damn says:

    P.S. I believe you, Beckles. Clifford is never far from the forefront of anyone’s brain, be you Martin Short or any other guy.

    And thanks for this! I know it’s Friday, but can we get some sort of Bea Arthur tribute in here at some point?

  3. bitter says:

    WELL IT DIDN’T HELP.

  4. britishbulldog says:

    Easy to remember. And november DOES have 30 days!

  5. felix says:

    big or small, might putty solves em all

  6. Hooray yankee blue-jeans! says:

    Man Detroit accents are fucked up. I’m glad “Speakers’ Corner” found a new home.

  7. cuteTits says:

    stink!!

  8. edward special says:

    ah, the future is in good hands. word to your shirt

  9. W4LNUT says:

    My brother ran the Quebecquois Speakers Corner for while and he said it was the best/worst people to give a megaphone to.

  10. chunk says:

    you can almost feel the pain.

  11. Goldman Silverbergmanstein says:

    HEY I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT BAR-MITZVAHS AND RABBIS!
    ANTI-SEMITES!!!
    ANTI-SEMITES!!!
    ANTI-SEMITES!!!

  12. Goldman Silverbergmanstein says:

    Nazi Crout bastards!

  13. Kanye West Berlin says:

    Hip Hop Hitler!!!

  14. yeah dude says:

    i thought that fool on the left was matt damon circa 1994


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