Posted by
Gavin
• 07.27.09 12:00 pm


You may be addicted to what his dick did but I’m a junkie for his music. It is some of the WORST combination of notes out there, and the videos raise it down a notch. In “Good Times” Tommy puts some hot girls in his

You may be addicted to what his dick did but I’m a junkie for his music. It is some of the WORST combination of notes out there, and the videos raise it down a notch. In “Good Times” Tommy puts some hot girls in his broken down convertible and takes them to a billionaire’s house where he dances around in a suit looking even more uncomfortable than the over-styled models. (Is that a diamond dog leash she has on? Why?) The highlight of “Good Times” has to be when he passes himself in the water as a shark and says “What the fuck?” to the camera. Precisely Tom. What – the – fuck? I hereby commit to make a song worse than this by Friday. I will be employing the talents of my good buddy Sharky Favorite and we promise to make our track even more insufferable.

PS: How about a song that goes “Don’t Let me Drown” by a guy who had a kid drown in his pool? Could a nigga be more oblivious?

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Comments
  1. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something says:

    This should be the theme song for a soon-to-be-canceled sitcom.

  2. Anonymous says:

    this song’s worse. fucking borderline-retarded mess she’s become.

  3. Wack-boy says:

    Not even close(although the video does bring it down)just another unmemorable song.

  4. no chance says:

    Gav, you can’t make a shitty song on purpose. You can make a bad song on purpose, but it will suck 100x not because it’s funny, but because you tried too hard.

    If you want a good piece of shit, find a “musician” who takes themselves and their “art” seriously and help them bring their vision to life. I promise you it will suck rhino balls.

  5. FUPA says:

    Embarrassing.

  6. LCC says:

    Gain: You will neer, eer make the worst song, because Nikki Sixx did. Did you listen to his album that came out six or nine months ago? “DADDY, YOU IGNORRRRRRRED ME! A SWEET KID LIKE ME! NO WONDER I DID HEROIN! DADDY, YOU BAD DAD! AND NOW AS AN ADULT I RUINED CHRISTMAS FOR EERYONE!” I think those are actual lyrics. With Styx-style welling emotional cathartic music. I don’t want to bum you out, but beating this Tommy Lee song is nothing as long as Nikki Sixx still has access to a studio.

  7. homeless. says:

    please stop breeding

  8. solid.jones says:

    isn’t this 9 years old and by Eve 6?

  9. jon says:

    it’s like the video David Brent made in the British Office Christmas episode

  10. Odessa says:

    Tommy Lee should have thought of this before he went off with that waitress.

  11. imyar says:

    hi sharky!

  12. imyar says:

    and did jlo direct this piece of shit?

  13. JuCIFER says:

    HEY, 1000-YEAR-OLD MUMMY LEE,
    YOU ALREADY MADE YOUR MONEY, SHUT UP AND DIE ALREADY.
    THANKS

    Jucifer Von Beelzebub

  14. vegan jules says:

    I guess you all missed this video’s YouTube rating. The verdict is in, and it’s fabulous.

  15. Ol Neil says:

    Holy Christ this is sub BravoFact

  16. Fucko says:

    While it’s certainly not great, it’s not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. And that over-styled model in the beginning of the video is one of the prettiest girls I’ve ever seen – way better than the majority of your 10-kitty boners and LNP alerts.

  17. HOMO the unofficial says:

    what’s Preck’s take on this?

  18. OMG says:

    brandonnn you are the one….my sonnn

  19. wyrd says:

    Good luck. I don’t think a worse song is possible.

    This video is everything I hated about 1998.

  20. wyrd says:

    Also, “I hope you’ve seen this,” that video is fucking magical.

  21. skull front says:

    poor dude must need money. god it must suck realizing your growing old in LA. slowly realizing the vampires are almost done with your corpse.

  22. Buzz Baszinski says:

    Now I know who they had in mind when the term “ass clown” was invented.

  23. Miss Chemtrail 2009 says:

    Whatever happened to this ass clown’s hip-hop career? I guess he abandoned the music but decided to stick with the cheesy hand gestures.

  24. Felonious Drunk says:

    Why a well respected degenerate would want to engage in a solo rap career, followed by a ridiculously ill-conceived come back tour, followed by a stint as a washed up pussy is beyond me. Did he get tired of 22 year old 10s licking his balls two at a time, or what?

  25. Felonious Drunk says:

    I liked the song better when the Indigo girls did it.

  26. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something says:

    One more thought. If you like things that are so bad they’re good, I strongly suggest Fieldy’s (Bassist from Korn) solo rap project: Fieldy’s Dreams. It has provided me with years of top-notch entertainment. Sample lyric, “Weed makes me happy when I’m feelin’ crappy. What’s wrong with that, I ain’t tryin’ to feel like crap?”. One more because I can’t help myself, “Shit in a bag light it on fire, you open your door, there’s a bag on fire!”. That last one is from the song “Child Vigilante”, which is about being a hoodlum, thug, and criminal. Fieldy didn’t even bother to look up the definition of the word vigilante. I could go on for days…

  27. mr.meat says:

    Good one “i hope you’ve seen this” ,
    If he were riding around (in the Good Times vid), in The Tacoma Live Dream Drum Contraption and giving thumbs ups every time he did a partial turn over , perhaps I would think more of it.

    His similarities in vocational directory, to Vanilla Ice, are becoming ever so uncanny.

  28. 12 year old tommy lee fan says:

    U r all haterz. Tomee lee rulezz. Tommye Lee is tha GREYTEST musician in tha wurld!

  29. weird seance says:

    i dunno. i love his flops & the way he plugs his little nose @ about 1:40 (total MELTDOWN).

  30. randy says:

    @ Drippy Dog Dicks was right. That Fieldy’s Dream shit is some next level Juggalo genius.

  31. bj says:

    can i please request the song contain any of the following:
    • autotune vocals
    • saxophone solo
    • drum n bass ‘breakdown’
    • guest rapper ad-libs
    • medievil flute breakdown
    • some dissing / ‘calling out names’ (preferably to those faggits spinal tap)
    • no ‘comedy rap’ *urururrghhg*
    • some sweet nostalgic croaky-voiced cute indie-boy-with-beard singing
    • some scratching

    • maybe a ‘remix’ feat. lots of celebrities too

  32. Kim Mitchell says:

    it’s not as good as patio lanterns but not bad

  33. ian stuart says:

    whatever this guy has slayed more poon than ANY of us combined will ever see.

  34. the nacho chip says:

    I couldn’t even finish this, so late nineties. It seems like so much stuff from LA is fifteen years behind schedule.

  35. DJ Burgerking says:

    What A BUTTHORN!!!!

  36. Chachi and the MS-13s says:

    This is almost as bad as that terrible song “Hey Mister” by that slimeball Custom.

  37. Splooge says:

    @BJ

    Wait, that would include every song by Linkin Park and Limp Bizkit.

  38. Kavuye says:

    I’ve been showing my friends this video for ages. I wonder whose idea of good times these actually are. A guy who was born on the set of a rap video?


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