AGREED.

She’s all chubs & shit.

i think you may be confusing her for Fatty Arbuckle. are you trying to tell me that you wouldnt smash this buxom broad, with an option for double penetration with a champagne. enough shitty booze and pure cocaine will make a man commit atrocious acts.

Has anyone tried to masturbate to really vintage porn? Same kind of thing. Ghostly tits on a white screen used to be erotic. Now they are just ghastly. Give me digital clits or give me death.

bitch grew up in bushwick, that’s what you like, right?

Can you imagine if instead of talkies they developed smellovision?

i think it was more about her being raunchy as all shit for the times that made her interesting and attractive. there were plenty of women who still seem hot today that were in film then, but mae west seems to be the “dog” exception and that’s due to her dirty fucking mouth/attitude.
unfortunately her charisma seems dated now but she came up with that shtick.

aww man, you missed the point again

1)notice the guy is handsome as fuck. there goes your theory #1

2)mae west was desired cause she was saucy and slutty and dint give a fuck. they didn’t get much of that back then. i think you confused her with more generic pinup bombshells. she was known for her wit and forwardness more than beauty.

3)come on

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Valerie you fucking suck, so godamned much — I’m with JACHA.

EURRRGH. she was prob a man, did anybody check for stories of her raping starlets. if there was a lot of blood in the crime reports she probably blamed it on her heavy flo the cheeky sod. this newsies bit just proves again how my parents god bless em are total POSERS.. they were always saying “oh boys now mae west there was a sexy woman when we were growing up for real.. now she was real ballsy a REAL woman not like this retarded anorexic whore Erica Ehm” what did they know

What are you? Into bulimia chic?

I think G.B.H. sang it best:

Big women, I like the size, big women flabby thighs.
Big women, big women, big women .. they fill my eyes.

Oooh a a ah !

Here they come, walking down the street, big and bouncy look so neat.
I like them best between the sheets, big women give me a treat.

Skinny wenches will not do, I need a big one to see me through.
I’ve gotta get some meat to see me through the night,
in the morning I feel alright.

I work on a committee that’s trying to get Fatty Arbuckle’s remains exhumed. We want to use modern forensic technology to see if his cock was really big enough to kill a ‘Frisco skank.

Jeeeessutthhhh!

Finally.

anyway, if we this slide … next thing you know there will be some garbage article saying how Lydia Deetz was a dog.

This is like the gay marriage issue … if we give in now, next there will be no standards.

also, that guy is how i want my husband to look when im 38. were gonna live in four bedroom arts & crafts style house with maple flooring and all our linens are gonna come from the ralph lauren home collection. And the liquor cabinet will always be stocked with gin.

Whoa, Maddonn!!

i think mae west was more our grandfathers slutmachine. she’s not a dog (or fox), but her style and nastiness was what got your dick hard.

I used to find it curious that a crummy airsealed pastry comparable to a round twinkie dipped in chocolate flavored wax coating would be named after a decadent legend of the silver screen (Mae or May what’s the difference)…It now seems oddly appropriate

All the blondes had that weird grandmother hair. And you can forget about a nicely trimmed bush, let alone one with basic maintenance. You turn her over so you don’t have to look at all that caked-on eye makeup and your staring down at a milky white pancake ass with no cheek seperation and a brown hairy asshole. Vintage sex is vile.

whatever i would smash

sorry Ronnie that i reminded you of your secret homosexual fantasy in which Ralph Lauren sodomizes you with a gin bottle while your arts and crafts teacher from summer camp that used to fondle you laughs and says ” I knew I’d turn you.”

i worked with a woman just like that. in the modern corporate world, when you act like mae west, you get a request to take leave of absence because you’re thought to be fucking insane.

her most memorable line was during a meeting which was also being carried by video to multiple offices around the world. somebody mentioned 69 territories and she did the eye thing, the mouth thing, the shoulder thing and said “i loooove 69! don’t you just loooooooooooove 69!? come ooooon!” then she licked her lips and it was like the devil herself defiling the room. it was something to behold, demons manifesting publicly.

a woman who acts normal is lying.

She was already middle aged when she became a sex symbol. She’s a weird one.

Gotta add, she put on a lot of weight by the time she hit the silver screen. In her stage/burlesque days, she wasn’t as chunky. Still, it’s hard to believe men fell for this kind of meanness and considered it seductive. I guess their wives back then must have been pretty sweet if this is what they considered escapism.

I agree with Fuck You All. Most of you here that have commented are screwed up plenty. You don’t even qualify for human status. Mae was certainly no dog, and those who think so SUCK to the MAXIMUM! Mae West was and still remains the ultimate bosomy blonde bombshell with curves that kicked ass all the way up until the day she died. She was hotter than hell. What a sexy woman! She let no man push her around, in fact she turned the tables and made them have a taste of what they always gave women. She had one of the biggest tops in the history of Hollywood and it was ALL natural and not a bunch of silicone. She remains the true QUEEN of SEX, and just like Mae said, “A hard man is good to find!”