Posted by
Kyle McInnes
• 06.11.09 10:41 am


When you look at Sophia Loren it’s hard not to think, “They don’t make em like they used to” but that’s bullshit. In fact, I’d argue this bitch gives Sophia a run for her money. Eat that Carlo Ponti!

When you look at Sophia Loren it’s hard not to think, “They don’t make em like they used to” but that’s bullshit. In fact, I’d argue this bitch gives Sophia a run for her money. Eat that Carlo Ponti!

  1. LNP: BONER ALERT!
  2. LNP: BONER ALERT!
  3. LNP: BONER ALERT!
  4. LNP: BONER ALERT!
  5. LNP: BONER ALERT


Comments
  1. JuCIFER says:

    A-FUCKING-GREED

  2. pingpong says:

    Yeah Carlo Ponti you bitch!

  3. The reason girls alot of women have a bad self image is because they’ve seen our reactions to girls like this, and know we’re willing to throw it all away for one night. That’s why you shouldn’t bust a dudes balls if he cheats once in a while.

  4. dirtynickels says:

    @urdoingitwrong.

    AMEN

  5. Capn Munch says:

    What the fuck! I just got up ten minutes ago. I can’t handle shit like this right now.

    Also, to spin off of a previous comment, I think it’s a cosmic injustice that the only time a girl like this will typically get with you is when you already have one. There’s a laid back magical forcefield that allows you to pull in chicks two numbers higher than usual (this should mean 10s unless you’re a burn victim or something).

    What’s even worse is how bad your old lady looks after. Sure, one might feel racked with guilt, but upon conquering perfection of this sort, your girl’s toe hairs look a little blacker and thicker, or the thighs that much more cottage cheesy…

  6. tommy gun says:

    @ ur doing it rong.

    words of wisdom for real. we can fuck and not care, they can’t, so girls need to chill out on that shit.

  7. Capn Munch says:

    UNATTAINABLE

  8. ur a dummy says:

    maybe all those angle shots she looks like a young Sophia, but then you look at her in shot with the milk and she just looks like any other cute persian. My point, they don’t make em like that anymore.

  9. Jim Little says:

    I know this girl! I dude I know fucked her. He said her pussy stunk.

  10. imyar says:

    kyle do you ever look at other websites?

  11. shadowy figure says:

    Jim Little, your dude’s breath was probably pretty stunk too, after all the booze he was sharing with her just to get her to fuck him. Play through the pain.

  12. flickin'beans says:

    Holy shit. I am flabbergasted at the reaction to this girl. She’s a thin 19 year old w/ a nice make-up job….that’s it! How is she “unattainable”?

  13. Fox News says:

    boob job, that screen hides the scars

  14. Vane$$a says:

    Looks like a greedy Russian mail order bride.

  15. $eamu$ O'$hawna$$ey says:

    Naturally, I was going to ask what were the grounds for your argument. But what a lass?!!
    She’s a 10 with extra features. She has a perfect cocaine sniffing nose, and her asshole must be an absolute sanctuary.

    BRAVO!

  16. fuckface says:

    Eva Mendes is Sophia Loren-type hot.

  17. Wack-boy says:

    Whats with the garden trellis in the bedroom?

  18. heed says:

    i’m not going to say i’d hit it. what’s the point? saying it ain’t gonna make it happen.

  19. Pete says:

    You don’t need to be able to hit it, moron, you just need to be able to pop a boner.

  20. not long enough says:

    i just stepped on a rake.

  21. rjb says:

    Sophia Lauren has class. This girl is pretty but so what?

  22. Mrs Algernon Stitch says:

    “The reason girls alot of women have a bad self image is because they’ve seen our reactions to girls like this, and know we’re willing to throw it all away for one night.”

    Well, this sort of thing might perhaps affect a woman’s self-image if the woman in question didn’t pause think that she’d jettison all her boyfriends – past, present, future, plus-perfect and imperative – for one night with Daniel Craig. Just sayin’

  23. RR says:

    I agree with Capn Munch, unattainable.

    Clearly not a boob job, clearly she wouldn’t have a smelly box — but these are the things we tell ourselves to stave off insanity.

    This broad is perfection.

  24. cheat-0z says:

    @ ur doing it wrong: i, as a 23 year old girl, recently internalized this fact. it sucks but it’s a gender difference that we just don’t understand…i just don’t want no head games or any kind of shit, just honesty & whatever, a dude doesn’t want to be with me i’d really rather him not, and if he hooks up (as long as it means nothing) it shouldn’t matter, to me cheating is emotional more than physical, and if that’s the case i’d rather just not be with a dude… do guys even fall in love? i don’t get it sometimes, haha…

  25. LAST NIGHTS FARTY says:

    WHY DO YOU STILL CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT? MISSHAPES ENDED 3 YEARS AGO. EVERYONE IS GAY.


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