If this is your date I feel sorry for you. How the fuck are you going to stay on top of shit all night, get wasted? No. That’s going to be a mess of garbled concepts and, eventually total apathy.
If this is your date I feel sorry for you. How the fuck are you going to stay on top of shit all night, get wasted? No. That’s going to be a mess of garbled concepts and, eventually total apathy. Do coke? No. That’s going to be a blabbermouth festival of irrelevant data with a flaccid penis. So how could this be handled? Our only advice would be research. The Crocodile Hunter died because he underestimated a stingray and thought he could handle it. He hadn’t done his research. I guess that’s a bad analogy because dude was an animal expert. Anyway, point is, you need to find some dumb shit about her you can focus on like her mom farted back in the 60s or she’s only ever heard of the Bad Brains. Focus on that and good fucking luck.
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Check out that surly bitch in the background. But not for too long, she’s seriously frightening.
The broad to the right of Hooty McBoner really likes stripes, even in her glasses.
Check out this broad from the same set – her nose is rimmed with coke. Trashy, Lovely.
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The guy looking into the camera plays Jim on ‘The Office.’
take it off the fucking pedestal already
seriously. Jim is gonna kick your fuckin ass if you get with Botox Babe.
Those kanye west stripped glasses are fucking lame. Didn’t Bruce “Bruno” Willis rock them in the 80′s? He beat us all to the punch.
she’s leaving a wake of green minge in her wake
find and fucking focus on a flaw. then drink less than normal and do a bump instead of your usual scoop
also how are you feeling sorry for the guy on a date with this 11 (they dewwwww exist) that’s like feeling sorry for the guy with a one in ten chance of winning the lotto 6finger9 he’s got a decent chance of going to heaven on earth whereas the fag who took the pic or the even bigger fag (us) talking about the pic has a chance of picturing her face next time we’re fuckin Honey or Honey’s hot friend you just met. a better question is how the fuck do you get a date with this first place in the first place
delete that finger and get face so deep in her twat you can see my eyes crying with happiness if you peer down her throat
in her twot
wait a second what if she has a flat shit ass? I got to stop falling love head first
why did that fag call her “botox babe”. do you know what botox is? and does your mother really put muddy worms then ruddy sparrows in her bloody cunt
the last line should read: “good luck fucking”!
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gr8 resrch bro?