These two bones are pretty old but they’re haunting me like the Boner of Christmas Past. The first one is kind of a doye because she’s obviously a model so yeah, a person who is attractive for a living is attractive. I was just happy she took out her belly button jewelry (does any male on the planet not hate those?)
These two bones are pretty old but they’re haunting me like the Bone of Christmas Past. The first one is kind of a doye because she’s obviously a model so yeah, a person who is attractive for a living is attractive. I was just happy she took out her belly button jewelry (does any male on the planet not hate those?). The second one however is the real haunter. What’s with those slacks? Is she the prettiest Tomboy that ever played a game of snooker? If I was married to her I’d get pissed when I died because I wouldn’t be able to look at her 85 year-old face anymore. She looks like a cartoon deer or some kind of Jewish Latina Irish person. You can tell she’s really smart too. FUCK!
cool story, bro.
fuck!!!!!
the one in the slacks would probably rather have a go with the last chick you tried to sleep with. I’ve got good lezzerdar.
For example, the other day I was watching “Tabitha’s Salon Takeover” with my chick, when suddenly I asked if if Tabitha is a lesbian. She wasn’t sure so I googled it and, sure enough, the top hits in the search results said that she is.
I’m also really good at noticing when girls get a haircut. And I’m brilliant when it comes to recognizing people from behind.
^Bummer! I think you are probably correct. Aren’t there any creeps out there who know her name so the rest of us can get our web-stalk on?
BULL-DYKE or not, slacks’ freckles are my nuts go nuts.
Now THIS – http://lastnightsparty.com/sisteract/slides/P1020603.html – ay yi yi.
Clicked on “The Second One” and was intrigued for a second but now I can’t get a clear look at them, thanks to all the smoke and sparks pouring out of my dick.
kyle. you’re funnier than your brother.
Boner #2 is possibly the Boner of the Century…
hot chick smart maybe. like she read “dharma bums” and knows where ankara is but i doubt she could fix my fuckin motorcycle.
your projecting your ideals onto these women, dude.
^well now.
did you say cartoon deer?
http://logyumilk.com/St-Sebastian.jpg
http://logyumilk.com/takemehome.jpg
Street Carnage is a cool website. YOU always make it a little bit shitter by linking to Last Nights Party every so often.
Last Nights Party is probably the most gringe worthy website outsite. Stop fucking bigging it up. So fuck if there is are cute girls on there.
Kyle , you only writing about LNP is a little a bit like your brother writing that Zwan article for Vice. You’re going to feel like a total fruit in 5 years.
GOD number two is amazing
Has great “gay-dar”..
Notices when girls get a haircut..
Brilliant when it comes to recognizing people from behind..
Oh Ben..
You’re soooo gay.
^^^ agree… gay dars and lez dars are patent for queers.