I had the pleasure to check out one of the most tit-tastic art exhibitions to come to MoMA ever. Because it was such a ridiculous display of Lazertit power, this weeks installment of Titty Tuesdays is all about the performance art of Marina Abramovic.
WORDS: DR. JUGZ
I had the pleasure to check out one of the most tit-tastic art exhibitions to come to MoMA ever. Because it was such a ridiculous display of Lazertit power, this weeks installment of Titty Tuesdays is all about the performance art of Marina Abramovic.
Abramovic is without a doubt absolutely crazy … crazy badass! All day, everyday, between March 14th and May 31st, the artist herself is sitting completely still at a table, staring straight forward, waiting for you to come sit across from her. If you have what it takes, once seated you will have an all access pass to Abramovic’s soul via the longest staring contest of your life. If not, you can always go upstairs and stroll between a naked man and woman standing no more than a foot away from each other. While Abramovic is all about testing her own body and mind’s limits, her art inevitably tests the limits of the audience. And she doesn’t hesitate for a second in taking to the MAX.
The Yugoslavian self-proclaimed “grandmother of performance art” has been tearing up the scene since the ’70s. While her current work described above, “The Artist Is Present,” is blasting the center atrium of MoMA, a collection of her other work as big as Dolly Parton’s tits, presented through photograph, video, and live performance, is upstairs showing the world what a woman can really do. “The House with the Ocean View,” one of the showcased pieces, is one example of how tit-tacular Abramovic can be. For this work, performed in 2002, she climbed naked into a public three-platform stage where she remained without speaking or eating for 12 days. Following a strict regiment of sleeping, showering, and drinking water, she intended this art piece to be a full body and mind “cleanse.”
Abramovic is the epitome of all that is Lazertits. Next time you are bored, hungry, self-conscious, lonely, or in any kind of discomfort, think about Abramovic and “The House with the Ocean View.” And next time you have a free afternoon, go to MoMA and check out this blindingly Lazertits exhibition.
all you need in life is this:
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this is a one note joke that wasn’t funny in the first place.
Her tits will go straight to your soul by staring into her eyes?
dude, that is some comtitment. i fear i will never know the secrets of her enlightened-y thingness. every time i try to just, like, sit down and find god or whatever i get bored and look down at my boobs. they rule. so kudos, weird rad lady! you’ve overcome.
only women are fans of marina abramovic