Kirk Cameron thinks that bananas are an “atheists nightmare.” We think they’re an Evangelical’s wet dream.
Cameron has been on the born-again tip since his final days on Growing Pains. He married the first girl he dated and they maybe didn’t figure out the whole penis-in-the-vagina thing for quite some time because they adopted four kids before his wife Chelsea Noble finally pooped one out herself, 10 years after they got hitched. His naivety about sexual relations is evidenced in this clip from his Creationism video series for his ministry The Way of the Master. Did they completely just not get the pile of double entendres amassed in this one-minute clip?
BTW, I thought Evangelicals were always trying to say that we aren’t descendants of monkeys. Doesn’t this banana video sort of fit in with Darwinian theory? Or maybe I’ve just been brainwashed by the government because I wasn’t home schooled.
What in the fuck? So nobody watched them rehearse this? Does reading the bible do this to people?
look at kirk giggling at the end
he totally gets it
what a shithead
Devout “anti-evolution” types have been making this argument for years. What you guys need to do is dig up the video where they use a jar of peanut butter to disprove the big bang and the primordial soup. bananas and peanut butter, disproving evolution.
I love this scientific approach
I’m converted!!
What about the grapefruit fuckhead? You have to saw one of those in half just to get it’s highly acidic juice from pulp to mouth!
i like the other guy laughing the whole time