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TV Carnage
• 11.05.09 11:12 am 
They are the children of the greatest generation, they stopped a war, they have Viagra and they are just plain superior. Damn, they can even rock in wheelchairs and not actually play any notes! That’s why they will live to be 300 and never know when to gracefully, move over.
So we say FU guyes, we are ROCKING without you!
these guys rule the pretend world of, old active people.
This is depressing because the proprietors and every one of the contributors to Street Carnage, as well as every person in its audience, will one day be old, obsolete, and clinging desperately to a long-faded relevance and vitality, and will be marketed to in a similar fashion.
I can just hear the voiceover throwing around archaic slang like “totes” and “whatevs” as some group of sexagenarian, also-ran actors dressed in skinny jeans and Ray-Ban prescription frames plays an elevator music version of an Animal Collective riff.
RIGHT-ON Fucko.
Fuck-ON…
And the future kids will laugh their digitally-enhanced techno asses off.
BTW – Techno Ass the ass, not the music.
people like brian ruined our lives
DUH! Gavin and I are 3 years away from these guys. I still do not want to hang with them.
this is offended to mine, screw the library!
I wish I was free to rock
Is that Gavin on drums?
This shit obviously covers medical marihuana.
Brian pays $100 for Beatles records and thinks Susan Sarandon is “one hot lady”
what the hell is the drummer doing with his arm?
That was the Viva Viagra Band from a few years ago! What a Rip Off