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• 09.01.09 08:30 am



The percentage of 12year-old boys who collect teddy bears and do not eventually succumb to “Gay” is only -2%. The percentage for people who interview them is 4%.

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PINKY CARNAGE


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Comments
  1. Billy Zane says:

    You should have the idiot savant help you with your percentages homework…dude.

  2. Uncle Daddy says:

    That little boy is all grown up…
    He now uses teddy bears to lure little boys to his mother’s basement in Hamilton, Ontario.

  3. POOKLES says:

    WHADDA PONCE!

  4. POOKLES says:

    WHADDA PONCE!

  5. Barnard Animals says:

    This is the most charming and personable Keanu Reeves is capable of being

  6. STILL A DOUCHE says:

    AND HE’S STILL A DOUCHE

  7. rebelyellow says:

    awesome. again. “-2%” = funny

  8. Yeah , ya betta get use to me

  9. pingpong says:

    i love keanu’s emphasis on BEARS, he he!

    ACT KEANU ACT

  10. JuCIFER says:

    Keanu is the next Walken, no Shatner! He’s got that distinct Keanu delivery that makes it all his own.

  11. Sunny says:

    Bearsness.

  12. b says:

    HAHAHAHA

  13. err says:

    i loled hard

  14. Shira says:

    Best clip ever.

  15. Yeah, I strongly agree with you. It seems there are really talented writers who are willing to share a very good articles online.


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