#A I miss this broad like nuts!
#B That’s me (the black chap) in the background with the glasses. At least, that’s how great she makes me feel.
#C What if you hate lemonade?
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The incredible part of this is that they dug her up and this is what she looks like today! The makeup has her preserved like a wax mummy. Ancient Egypt has nothing on Avon.
Does the eyeshadow break down into its constituent mineral parts in the grave?
you are so racially insensitive. how could you?
also, when raccoons eat her decaying corpse, is that considered cannibalism?
why does everyone in the crowd seem so confused/unimpressed by her? it’s tammy faye. if they didn’t like her off-the-shoulder-shoulder-pads then they should’ve just gone home.
Rob wagner agreees
@ satan: no, but when the maggots get to her, then yes.
If I only knew this earlier. I’ve been drinking SATANADE this whole time!
It’s sterile, and I like the way it tastes.