Not unlike other insane black celebrities from time gone flat, Juicy J is an enigma packaged in the vestiments of a wild nigga. Founding member of Three Six Mafia,
“I ain’t Willy Wonka, I don’t sugarcoat shit/- I keep codeine in my cup with a sprite mix…”
-Juicy J
Not unlike other insane black celebrities from time gone flat, Juicy J is an enigma packaged in the vestiments of a wild nigga. Founding member of Three Six Mafia, these dudes innovated the whole “sell your soul to the devil for some money and fame” sub-genre of rap. So much so, that they were assigned their own liaison from the side of Hell, Paimon AKA Crunchy Black. They did all sorts of drug and evil related dirt up until the gestation of their blood magick spell was over, half of Memphis sank into a whirlpool of quicksand and ash and they emerged from the culling victorious with an Academy Award and a reality show. At this point they moved to Hollywood and got into all the drugs under the moon, courtesy of the White Man™ and college porn filtered vagina. They had a record slated to drop that never appeared and while they were waiting, released some of the finest lunatic weed smoking music ever. They started in easy, going to Venice Beach and filming shit like this:
I can’t tell you who or how, but some type of foreign element got ahold of the nigga and shook his dwindling sensibility the fuck out and over. I guess the whole thing with their record not dropping at the scheduled time, coupled with the stress of trying to keep up a lifestyle predicated on what you do next versus how much you made last time, made him turn into a straight up maniac. While his group partner vanished off to some sort of green pasture until the next go round and his bro Project Pat teaches you the virtues of cunninlingus and armed robbery fueled in desperation, our very own James Joyce of the south lets us know that it is ONLY about being ‘trippy mane’ and fucking with hoes all of the time. He took his dope addled game to stellar man heights with this surrealist expose in pulling this young lady:
By now, his genius should be on some scientific method shit but I think the lames will still be unconvinced. That’s fine because I too, was a lame that held to some paper thin conviction of what I thought “good” and “bad” music was at some level, only approachable by me when I go masturbate over my sentient music collection. I was brought up to speed over his latest happening ‘Rubber Band Business 2′ and this testament to what how has now evolved to a new genre known as “Trippy Rapp” to the moron in the armchair wondering what the fuck is going on:
I advise you to get involved with this if you are of proper age and far enough on your way to substance abuse and permanent mania. This truly is Do-It Theme Music, designed for you to be high as 75 kites with some money, and nary a care in your life. Some fucking fool in the post we fucked up and called it hipster age HAS to be looking for some new “swagaceutical music” to get lizard headed to, here YOU go.
-GIOVANNI MARKS
GET UP BITCH! slangin’ rocks non stop, non stop, on ya block
So let me get this, uh, straight–this guy likes weed?
i get what you are suggesting, but the music sounds like everything from a certain place and a certain era.
that is to say, this is not completely new and it doesnt earn much attention outside of a week or two weeks tops.
check out shabazz palaces or the black opera if you want something new.
Here that Giovanni?
Dude from Three-6 is not “completely new”, and you should only listen to pitchfork-approved rap. No offense to SP or BO, who are great, but you sound like the dude I knew in the 90′s who told me Too Short is doing nothing interesting and that I need to listen to some anticon or whatever.
Screw this jigaboo, I thought the girl was Juicy J.
weed is cool now, maybe if he starts showing skateboarders in his vids people will think he is even cooler. SKATE/RAP/WEED perfect formula to get the hipsters on ‘board’ if you get me, get them ‘hip hoppin’ if you get me, get them ‘smokin weed’ if you get me.
shit, shabazz palaces? I’m fucking up. you’re actually comparing the dude above to stuff that I would consider GOOD. what else have I been smoking on? evidently, not enough cracks to be able to pass off being ironic on a blog. again, I fucked up.
@no.thanks.
what music is better soundtrack to a weed/codeine/pill bender, shabazz palaces or juicy j? i rest my case.
also, what the fuck does, “i get what you are suggesting, but the music sounds like everything from a certain place and a certain era,” mean? are you attempting to say that all of his songs sound similar?
@narcos and @no.thanks I mean, goddamn. his shit DOES sound the same, that’s the whole reason why they sold their souls to satan. so no one would notice that they’ve made the same drum pattern for 15 years, give or take some chopped up sample from beyond the grave. there’s way more ‘different’ stuff out there besides shabazz palaces and black opera, those dudes aren’t even that adventurous in their sounds. they just dropped records on people that don’t normally listen to rap that doesn’t have some smashed out P.R. budget, or coming to them from some reputable rock label/soda company/magazine.
This article was racist.
was that music supposed to be bad??? i’m so confused
I like how his bitches get progressively better looking.
i aspire to play the peckerwood white guy in a rap video.