Posted by
Denise
• 01.22.09 12:29 pm


John Turturro is in a new commercial for Heineken. But his script and delivery sounds like he’s talking about a packed bowl instead of a beer bottle.John Turturro is in a new commercial for Heineken. But his script and delivery sounds like he’s talking about a packed bowl than a beer bottle.

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Comments
  1. imyar says:

    Holy fruit loop dialogue, did tom cruise write it? That being said, LOVE the Turturro.

  2. 1X4 YOLANDA says:

    Does he mean beer-goggles?

  3. Deadbeatmanchief says:

    It sounds like he’s talking about a compass. Next time I order a Heineken, I’m ordering a compass. I’ll try and spit out one of his nonsensical lines too. That way I won’t have to tip because I’ll be all euro-trashy.

  4. blogne$$a says:

    remember when he was in that movie? with john goodman? and that other movie with john goodman?

    king ralph was awesome.

  5. mtq says:

    He’s so awesome

  6. lol@u says:

    YOU SAID IT MEIN! NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS!

  7. Chachi and the MS-13s says:

    It beats Cuba Gooding Jr. in those Pepsi One commercials from 2000 or whenever the hell it was.

  8. brianD says:

    What is he saying? Does anyone have the transcript or something of this. I can translate most of it, but there’s something he says about your ‘own uncharted potential’. Anyone?

  9. Fizzlebottom says:

    poop

  10. man says:

    what this means is

    “this beer is okay if there isn’t anything else in your fridge, but, honestly, why’d you buy it to begin with? grow up”

    i think.

  11. uhh.. says:

    @ brianD- he said ‘reconnoiter of your own uncharted potential”

  12. blognigger says:

    i can’t believe gavin had one sentence to write in this post, and he couldn’t make it grammatically correct

  13. YELLA says:

    Boring as fuck.

  14. Guy says:

    wopnigger

  15. Greg says:

    This is phenomenal.

    “No destination is the destination of the undestinated,
    but he who wanders with purpose, has no purpose to wander”

  16. Chris says:

    Where can I found out what he says exactly. I think that whole quote is harlarious but I can’t remember all of what he says. Can anyone help?


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