Posted by
Gavin
• 07.22.08 06:32 pm 
I got a job at a girl’s gossip site as their resident male. This means I will answer all their questions about what men want and also explain how a penis works.
I got a job at a girl’s gossip site as their resident male. This means I will answer all their questions about what men want and also explain how a penis works. It also means I will have to support them any way I can when they discuss how to put on make up and what sucks about wearing high heel shoes.
I LOVE TRACIE
congrats gavin
I’d like for her to creampie into my mouth, but sadly that will never happen.
In the end you look like Eddie Izzard’s little brother
Gavin you look hot!!
i get jumpy in the slacks whenever i see her. i could listen to her talk all day long. she’s so fucking hot.
I think we have the same chucks Gavin. The painted white Varvatos.
just lovely…
looks oh so natural!!
you are so pretty gav.
am i gay if i want to put a wig on Gavin and make love to his face?
annoying know it all hipster chick who thinks she far hotter than she actually is.
shes so sexy
i feel nice
good deadpan
…is the best goddam alias you will ever see.
Did you see her on Drinking and Thinking? Pathetic.
She’s not even talented.
She’s all PARTY DIRNK FUCK PARTY DRINK FUCK.
Bad role-model. Not attractive at all.
she’safakefeminist:
so what?! she was drunk! big deal, bad jokes, big deal!
so shes a better writer than a speaker.
anything involving this woman is entertaining, look forward to more, etc etc
hahaha…ur such a bagel
she’safakefeminist:
Get a fucking life. It is really pathetic that you stalk this girl’s every move to mention her fuck up.
y would u take make-uo tips from her? the way she puts her blush on always kind makes it look like her cheeks are melting off .
*make -up. y would u take typing tips from me, im a flipper handed phen -phen baby?
I do not stalk her every move.
I read the Huffington Post. And there was an article on the Jezebel Incident.
And I don’t like her work in general. I’ve checked out Jezebel a few times. I don’t want to have a biased perspective.
p.s. feminists are stupid.
actually, you are.
slut machine is boring as fuck. “hi I like dicks.” wow at least you guys have something in common.
@tracie
OOOOOOH!BURN!!!!
I posted as actually afterward. But then someone else used my name and said “feminists are stupid” as some king of a joke. I do not think feminists are stupid.
You’re really smart, right? That why you didn’t get raped, right? At least, that’s what you think.
But, they should have known you wouldn’t give good advice in an interview…
“To react with shock that a writer who calls herself “Slut Machine” and blogs ad nauseam about — and stop me if you’ve heard this one before — all the partying and hot, indiscriminate fucking she does in New York City might be apt to embarrass the hell out of a site that aims to be taken seriously on the subject of women’s issues seems comically disingenuous.”
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best thing i’ve seen on this site yet. god in heaven, i actually produced a laugh at “i don’t look like it’s laundry day, but i don’t look like i’m out to get laid. i look like a respetable woman.”
satire done well. finally.
do more stuff like that.
those final 20 seconds are perfect.
and at 31 seconds, that there is where you become it. i could watch this again and again, that moment where she touches up the lipstick and you become “female.”