According to the Bible, Skechers was founded by an ex-LA GEAR executive to be worn by the Israelites while crossing the Deadly Sea. Fast forward 300,000, 000 years and they are now being sold to children by a Bear with a lisp. A LISP!

According to the Bible, Skechers was founded by an ex-LA GEAR executive to be worn by the Israelites while crossing the Deadly Sea. Fast forward 300,000, 000 years and they are now being sold to children by a Bear with a lisp. A LISP!
Why a lisp? Well let’s remember that Jerry Falwell R.I.P. (compliments of the Bible and other books) pointed out a similar insidious plot. The “Tinky Winky” a gay tool created by Rag Doll Productions (swap the “R” for an “F” and you really start seeing the real story), to gay up our children and send them MINCING into the pinkened streets! Could Skechers be the next tool of the Gay Republic to convert our precious CHILDREN into THE GAY.
ANDRE THE GIANT was famous for once saying, backstage at a WWF event “no, no, no, no” but soon did his own Sketcher’s ad. What about the rest of us? Will we scream “NO,NO,NO,NO!”?
NO, probably not.
And let’s not forget that Skechers was started as a distribution company for DOC MARTINS! Hey Skinheads you might as well be putting Sketchers on your feet. In fact, a former Rave-o-holic told me that Skechers were “BIG” in the RAVE scene. Why not just shit in our collective mouths some more Rave scene? Sickening!
Even Christina Aguilera, The Spice Girls and Ashlee Simpson were spokeswomen for the shoe company and they are mostly all preggers. You connect the math dots.
It’s sad really, that Skechers would start in a clean Godly place like the Bible and end up pregnant in Raves hanging out with Skinhead Bears with lisps.
I say, “No, No, No, No.”

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