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TV Carnage
• 09.25.08 11:53 am 
Hi. As the brilliant among you know, I get all of my information, inspiration and laughter solely from Jay Leno. He has been lauded in my TV CARNAGE compilations as the greatest man alive and I still stand by this fact. If I were the Son of Sam it would have been a talking Jay Leno that inspired my a murderous rampage, not a talking dog. If I were a a hair I would fight to be on his head. If I were words I would seek refuge in his mouth as his thoughts do in his mind. Jay Leno dares to be Jay Leno! Can you say you do? If only everyone was Jay Leno there wouldn’t be any morons in the world.
How, exactly, is this him weighing in on God?
SCOTTIE.. are you serious????
what do you mean “these people”
Branford Marsalis understands.
dannyboy… yes, I was being perfectly serious. I’m also a Grade A twat.
you sure r you British blouse.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXeVxf4c0Rk
Notice, he don’t be pickin on the midgets either, cause they’ll grab your nuts and jump off the toilet seat.
Fine–but what I’m saying is don’t… (*Street Carnage theme*)
I take it they’re talking about Scott Wolf.
these videos are hit and miss. sorry.
Who are they talking about?
anything but the slapping, must avoid that for sure