Holy shit is earth ever getting old. You can’t even arrest them when they get into fights because “my arm don’t bend like that.”

Holy shit is earth ever getting old. You can’t even arrest them when they get into fights because “my arm don’t bend like that.” Barbara Streisand has the number one selling album in the country (I know I keep repeating that but come on, Bar-ba- a Streis-and), and now Jamaica wants to ban dancehall. Soon carrying mints in your purse will be mandatory and volume knobs will only go up to three.

Hat tip: Rockers NYC

-GAVIN MCINNES

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