With the prices for cheeseburgers in Zimbabwe approaching 15 million dollars, we thought it was time to sit down with one of the greatest rock & roll bands in Greenpoint and try to figure out why they were such dicks last night.
With the prices for cheeseburgers in Zimbabwe approaching 15 million dollars, we thought it was time to sit down with one of the greatest rock & roll bands in Greenpoint and try to figure out why they were such dicks last night.
Street Carnage: Dude, what the fuck was your problem last night?
Christy Karacas: What? I walk in there and you guys seemed insane to me. I was sober so maybe I was being paranoid. You stole my glasses and Derrick’s flashing pictures and you’re yelling “You’re not your dad” to me… I was like, “What the hell is going on?” I figured you guys were wasted. I went there to talk to Andy and Jason about some stuff so I went in the back to hang with them. I can’t ditch em just cuz you guys are up front. I wasn’t trying to be a dick so I hope you guys aren’t mad but I thought you guys were being crazy.
Whatever.
You really thought I was being a dick to you last night? I fell like I’m hardly a dick to anyone. I wasn’t even bummed at you till you left and I kept thinking about when I walked in that you were making fun of me or something and I got all freaked out about it. I was like, “Is this guy my friend or does he just like to fuck with me?” I’m not being a dick. I like you guys but I guess I’m nuts. To be honest when you were taking pictures Derrik goes “You’re gonna be all over the place tomorrow” and I was thinking you took my glasses to try and take a picture of my shaved eyebrow space.
That is retarded. We would never do that.
