Hello…Reege? Hello…Reege? I don’t care that you’re 200 years old. I don’t care that your hair and your face and
Hello…Reege?
Hello…Reege?
I don’t care that you’re 200 years old. I don’t care that your hair and your face and your liver are all most likely fake. I don’t care if you need to mainline Cialis to get it up.
But every time I see you on the TV in the morning, I get so mad and jealous at Kelly Ripa, I want to claw her fucking eyes out. I felt the same way about Kathie Lee.
I don’t know if you’re married. I don’t even care. If you’re married, that makes it even hotter.
Regis, I want you in my mouth. All of you in my mouth—big or small, thick or thin, veiny or smooth. I don’t even care what it looks like, so long as it’s yours.
Activism is all the rage these days, and I’m going on a hunger strike until that day comes—and it WILL come—that I get to blow you. You have no idea how determined I can be, nor what I’m capable of when I don’t get my way.
We can do this the easy way, Mr. Philbin, or we can do it the difficult way. Your choice. But let the record show that today, Friday November 18, 2011, I will blow Regis Philbin or I will die trying.
-JENEE
Please die trying
This is stupid.
Kathy Lee had us both, she said Regis is a schoolboy compared to me. I was a New York Giant, if you know what I mean.
Whitelightning did this already, and it was actually funny:
http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/shamelust/
You forgot the accent mark on your E Jenèe
This dumb bitch cannot write worth a fuck
so cool now do one about andy rooney
That’s cool. I want to give Paula Deen a rimjob.
This is getting good.
I have a regis mask in my closet and I will wear it only if you suck my cock like you’re mad at it.
Can’t believe you didn’t rhyme Reege with beej. As in, “I want to give Reege a beej”. C’mon now.
there’s no accent on your name at the end of this article????
You know how when you watch really bad comedy, and instead of making you laugh, it actually feels like a part of you has died?
Like a gnawing emptiness has opened up in your chest, and nothing can ever fill it again?
But then the next act comes on, or you change the channel, and you realize that it was just the comedian’s desperation and fear rubbing off on you like an infectious disease, and you realize everything is actually pretty great?
You know that feeling?
Yeah?
THIS.
No you don’t. But you’re so wacky!
Gavin, I think Regis would die of a heart attack from you trying to blow him. Seriously you look like the goat man now.
time to take this ol bitch out behind the shed, put er down
nice one, gav
i must concede i fell for this ruse hook, line, and sinker. that shit was a bit stressful.
yeesh, 2 strikes. Still rooting for you, but come on…
don’t ever give up
I hope Regis flat-out refuses your offer and then you die from your hunger strike.
Please stop.
im not going to read this post
thanks gayvin mcgayness
I don’t like Regis.