Posted by
Denise
• 06.18.08 01:30 pm

Homosexual children are the coolest.

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Homosexual children are the coolest.

I always loved playing with little gay boys because they respect your toys and don’t ruin your Barbie car by putting stupid stickers all over it and subjecting it to a Demolition Derby with their Tonka trucks. They also aren’t aware of their orientation yet, or the stigma it might carry, so they aren’t embarrassed to make up choreographed dance routines with you in your backyard. And in 1986, this kid wasn’t embarrassed to lip sync Phil Collins on a local Chicago television station.

  1. POT DOESN’T WORK
  2. THE IRAQ REPORT: NOT WORK SAFE (GET IT?)
  3. JERRY AND I WILL TELL YOU!
  4. COKE CAMERON
  5. BEST TRAILER EVER MADE


Comments
  1. pho says:

    DUFFY RULES!

  2. Chachi says:

    Was this like a hodgepodge of Kids Inc. and Solid Gold?

  3. electric blue-galoo says:

    I bet kid just came out of the womb doing this.

  4. Beef says:

    Why 1 to 100?

  5. nibbington pip says:

    well,whatever they decide is FINAL.

  6. penn says:

    I like that the host dances in the shadows when the kid first starts.

    “Your dad’s name is Richard, and he named you Duffy . . . yeeeeeeahhhhh wouldn’t yuh know . . . ”

    What?

  7. Teddy Ruxpin says:

    OMGz. This totally made my day!

  8. slommer says:

    You know, on the off chance that this kid did turn out to be straight… I bet he could make a girl cum in about six and a half seconds.

  9. Justice for BJ's says:

    *applause*

    Duffy is my new BFF

  10. Gayboners says:

    I like how totally obtuse the scoring is.

    Also, I need to learn that dance. Where did people learn 80s dancing anyhow? I bet Duffy has some sorta training tape…

  11. lol@u says:

    it’s so painful to watch white people dance. It’s like watching a broken toy twitch and lurch uncomfortably.

  12. poopietronic says:

    in fact so painful I’m going to have to use this as my next workout tape

  13. louise says:

    I have watched this 12 times and forwarded to all my internets friends.
    I wish I could print it out and carry it in my wallet!!!!


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