Jesus, maybe Palin is going to win. She could probably take a dump on Katie Couric’s desk and McCain would still pull off this election – goddamn the jesuspower of the Insane Clown Posse that makes up the majority of this country: Check this shit out.
Jesus, maybe Palin is going to win. She could probably take a dump on Katie Couric’s desk and McCain would still pull off this election – goddamn the jesuspower of the Insane Clown Posse that makes up the majority of this country: Check this shit out.
Innocent little teen does her little dance to “I kissed a girl and I liked it,” and the fucking hypocritical jetards at her Texas highschool decide to suspend her fr — shit, I swear to christ this is completely real: I keep trying to rant about this issue and get angry at the antigay conservatives, but I literally keep having to run to the bathroom and pump-off because of the cheerleader-skirts, pep-rallys, and smoking-cigarettes-behind-the-gym images that keep popping into my head while I’m trying to focus. Disciplined; twirl team; Van Zandt County; band practice; perform at a Home Game.
Ok, I can handle it. shit, brb, just thought of their ankles.
…That was real. Finished on this chick. (Ma, don’t click that, she’s naked – also Shana Tova, and you left your camera at our house – talk to K about getting it back after she picks the kids up today thx)
So these fucknuts in the administration at their school: They blow the whistle on these poor girls, yet their official explanation is that they don’t allow their school-produced entertainment to contain any kind of suggestive behavior that references any sexual activity including kissing.
Jesus Christ that’s a strict school! No suggestion of kissing!? So no school plays such as Oliver Twist, because of that scene where Bill Sykes kisses Nancy, and no Little Shop of Horrors, and obviously no Grease.
You sure you guys don’t want to revise that? No suggestion of kissing, or is it just double-headed-dildo-ass-to-ass DYKE kissing that is verboten?
I can’t believe they don’t have the balls to admit tha– wait a tick… Maybe this is a great sign! Have Ellen and Rosie really made so much of an impact that a high school in TEXAS is afraid to admit to the mainstream media that they don’t allow dykiness and faggotry and sin during homecoming? No fishy fisting? No eating of trout on school property?
So maybe this indicates an epic win.
TerrapinNigger looked up from his bong last night to ask me “could the school be right? I mean, would you want your daughter dancing to that fuckin song?”
Way to go, Tim Russert. Just like those geniuses in death penalty arguments:
I mean, as a FATHER, if I have a daughter, then hell yes I’m against her dancing to ANY of this shit, genius. That being said, I’m also against her being a fuckin cheerleader, speaking to boys without full burka, or indeed leaving the house at night until she’s 30. Ya gotta DE-personalize this shit to look at the issues objectively, Copernicus. Go back to bob weir’s tasty rhythm licks.
In any case, it ends up I’m not ranting against the school board one way or another; I just think that both levels – their decision and their explanation – serve as an interesting barometer for exactly where our society’s at TODAY. Either way, Palin could rip off her shirt tonight, press her tits onto the podium like a mammogram table, and the jetards would still have her back…And we may be fucked because of it.
brb, palintits.
I hope Palin rips off her shirt tonight and presses her sweet Alaska tits up on the podium. Foreign policy. Local and National Budget. Social Security. Fuck all that shit, show me some tits. I’m voting with my dick this year(literally).
Don Martin FTMFW.
Nice piece and shana tova.
Hmmm…I don’t see “palintits” or “rips off shirt” anywhere on my Palin Bingo card.
P.S. I’ve kissed a girl and it was okay.
Being worried about the state of affairs in our nation is nothing new, but fuck, i’m getting scared.
Bob Weir’s shorts = 10 pussies
asss ta assssh!!
mmmm tasty licks
at the risk of sounding lame i kissed a girl once and i was convinced that i made her pregnant as a result
but she went to the woman doctors the other day and everything checked out fine
my pastor says i shouldn’t go to hell now
that i got her pregnant out of wedlock i mean
Would a cultural cleansing really be that insensitive if we weren’t squatting in opposite corners of a polygon shaped political field? Blognigger, you’ve got to know some dirty, merciless mother fuckers who’d be willing to whip the slate clean. Or, at bare minimum, have them gently place a well maintained sack of moderate nuts in the abrasive mouths of the radical left and right. Anyway, what’s truly terrifying is the dick shriveling underbelly of “The Bible Belt”….20 bucks says Goatse teaches gym at this Texan shit stack.
another blog N scared of Palin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70wGnx_lZio
I cantell what is right and what is wrong anymore
Really, 6:03 commenter, you don’t have the brains or the balls to use your own comment name or at least anonymous and tell me what you think to my virtual face? Lame. Please, enlighten us all so we will all know right from wrong. I’m listening.
You know, I honestly wish Obama will win. But yes, I will bet someone a thousand dollars that he WON’T win. It’s a bet I wish to lose, but most people across the country are right wing WASPY nut jobs.
And when I mean by “across”, I mean states between the “People’s Republic of” California and the East Coast. All I’m getting at, is that we’re NOT gonna have a black President. No way. No how.
Hey Hey Hey Taeil,
“All I’m getting at, is that we’re gonna have a black President. Yes way! Oh how!”
CHANGE: Obama ’08
I CAN SMELL THE ORCHIDS AND PIXIE DUST ALREADY SO EXCITING HES BLACK SO ITS NOT GOING TO SEW WHITE LIKE ROLLING STONE SAID!!!
It makes me nauseous to think about the amount of faith and unimaginable power people are willing pour into a complete stranger. We shouldn’t rely on anyone but ourselves to inspire change. Some socially tolerant chump with an expensive education and a decent head for politics isn’t your black Jesus. And McCain is a testicle.
And I mean is,
Political commentary is a little awkward here at Street Carnage.
god damn it. no tits from palin.
yay uncensored crit time for blognigger. Hey you had a coupla posts in august that were hyper lame, and you are hyper lame for not posting my wellworded crits.
the raddest thing about that sign is that katy perry’s dad is a baptist preacher!
The rack i really want to see is Bristol’s rack…
hey throwmeup- were they as ‘wellworded’ as that one, ya jerkoff fanboy stalker?
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