Posted by
Gavin
• 06.16.09 11:32 am 
Last night, while stoned out of my gourd, I decided I was going to get “I Heard a Retard Say Cunt Once” on my gravestone. Stoned Me made Sober Me swear to God he would do it so today
Last night, while stoned out of my gourd, I decided I was going to get “I Heard a Retard Say Cunt Once” on my gravestone. Stoned Me made Sober Me swear to God he would do it so today I’m on the phone with lawyers and other smart Jews trying to figure out how this is done. I’ll keep you posted.
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I always figured you would go the Viking ship burial route, I guess this is cool too.
Mad Photoshop skillz playa!
We know you’ve been in England. It must happen all the time there.
u should write it like side ways like the bitches that wrote “fuck you” on that guys head stone.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/headstone.asp
Too Short
^Not me
hahahahaha – just the title fucking made me laugh so hard. i am 34 going on 11 years old obviously.
also, many lawyers are jews, but not all jews are lawyers.
Graveyards would be a destination, like going to the Louvre if you could put any old shit on your gravestone. Let’s get this trend going Gavin! Ok, now go ahead and die.
Never break a promise to your stoned self.
Hey Gavin,
I don’t smoke weed so here is my stupid sober idea: I hate tattoos (I don’t have any) so I’m thinking about getting a tattoo that says “Fuck Tattoos.” Since I thought about this while sober, I think I will get really high when I get it done.
What do you think?
PS. I’ve been on the horn with lawyers all morning to get this done right.
^DOUCHE
^BIGGER DOUCHE
No graveyard will allow it. I work at one and people always want to get things like this done. My best advice: write it in Gaelic or something. Arent you a Mick?
You know what else sucks? Not being able to copyright something obscene. Because I’ve got 5,000 party hats that read “CUNTY”.
Don’t rip me off.
Go ahead and order the gravestone and keep it in your living room for giggles.