Walking from the bodega to my friend’s apartment in Williamsburg on Saturday night, some dude asked me for directions and, while saying thanks, snuck out a bottle of Smirnoff Ice from his bag. Mother fucker.
“Oh, the humanity! I can’t watch!”
Walking from the bodega to my friend’s apartment in Williamsburg on Saturday night, some dude asked me for directions and, while saying thanks, snuck out a bottle of Smirnoff Ice from his bag. Mother fucker.
Titus Andronicus getting Iced
The rules of Icing are pretty simple and since The New York Times, The Village Voice, and The Huffington Post all did an entire articles on it, (Seriously, guys? You really don’t have anything a little more significant to report?) I’ll keep it brief:
-If someone pulls a Smirnoff Ice on you, you have to get on one knee and chug it.
-The only way to counter this is by having a Smirnoff Ice already on you, in which case your assailant must chug both.
Miike Snow getting Iced
Although this initially seems like an ingenious advertising ploy by Smirnoff, the game actual reinforces negative views of Smirnoff Ice — namely that it’s a bitch drink that tastes like shit.
No, it appears to have been birthed by a bunch of frat boys and is now organically spreading across the country, leaving a mass of sickened stomachs in its wake. And like all things dumb the game has it’s own Tumblr, You Got Iced.
Deer Tick getting Iced
WTF? Apparently Dave, Neon Indian’s lawyer who we share an office with, also got Iced.
With Icing and the Wife Game, it’s sure to be an interesting, spastic summer.
P.S. While I was researching (i.e. googling) this post, I came across the MySpace of one DJ Smirnoff Ice. That’s right: Some guy is rep’ing Smirnoff Ice.
genius
(gross)
gross
Thanks for this insightful contribution to the icing literature.
*ironically does something that a bunch of fratboys do ironically*
Heh, yeah, see it’s funny because we’re better than they are but we’re doing the same thing. What’s next, Natty Ice?
Seriously, the only funny thing about Bros Icing Bros were the lines of text that accompanied the camera phone pictures, from http://www.brosicingbros.com
The ole ICE in the popcorn trick. Bro reaches into popcorn on my lap and thinks I’m trying to seduce him, but what he felt was a nice warm 24 oz original. BOOM
Chad was excited to eat the Sharkeys wing buffet…when he opened the lid, the only flavor they had was ICE!
See, this is funny because it’s so stupid, you can literally hear the bro-iest, douchiest voice saying it in your head and how they think it’s the pinnacle of wit.
ARGH DO I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN HUMOR
Wow thank god I grew up in a large city where there was shit to do other than stand in a short bus circle jerk and think up frat shit like this.
punch to face trumps ice. bitch. you have to say bitch after punch. ice punch
it would be so punk rock to automatically puke up after getting ice’d
Thanks for the breaking news, Arv, you fucking retard. You’re worse than 60 minutes.
Everything you write is an incredible embarrassment. What’s sad is that you’ll probably read this and say something gay that you just read on the Internet yesterday like “haters gonna hate.” Fuck you. You’re a shit stain, and you’re bad at what you “do.” You’re bad at writing blurbs. Congratulations, faggot. I hope you die.
I miss ZIMA =’(
@what
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
arv go back to the financial sector or wherever you were barfed out of that might think this is interesting/a “cool” idea.
Forcing a “bro” to his knees in front of you to drink a white liquid? Frat boy’s dream.
marketing ever. forcing all the frat fags to buy smirnoff so they can “ice” their bros.
dickbutt.
this is why this country’s going to hell in a handbasket. This, and people who say “really, so-and-so, really?”.
Smirnoff should just go ahead and make their bottles dildo-shaped.
Hi everyone!
Just wanted to jot a quick note commemorating arv’s continuing and impossibly colossal faggotry!
He’s like the Charles Dickens of being a poop-smooching faggot! How does he do it?
Did Smirnoff actually pay him to shill this ridiculous buttplug of social virus-ness? Or did he just do it out of pure fucking homosexuality?
Either way, awesome work arv! Us Haters are really fired up now!
Your Fan,
FEDERAL COME
@bolo
“I know, right? Seriously.”
@nathan
gay name
I got iced yesterday
@ Ian. use the ice punch. frat face on your fist.
“Icing” reminds me of a game I play with my penis:
I go up to a girl with my penis. If I take her by surprise, she has to go down on one knee and suck it to completion. The only way to counter this attack is if she too has a penis, in which case I kill her.
back in high school i could chug a zima faster than anyone. fuck this shit, they killed the one beverage that could get me laid
I like how you seem to think that a purchase where the person doesn’t actually like what they’re buying somehow is worth less in profit to the seller, like they have to put the money in a special “they don’t like us” account. Of course it’s marketing. A sale is a sale is a sale.
WHY ARE YOU STILL CONTRIBUTING TO THIS WEBSITE ARV. FUCKING GO AWAY YOU BOTTOM FEEDER POSER.
Haha, Williamsburg. Nice. How many art openings/warehouse concerts did you go to this week?
Hey, do you guys like Arv?
Is there a roofie flavored version?
This shit is gay…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz80fiKz6Pg&feature=player_embedded