Sometimes people that are an actual race end up being more racist than the ones who aren’t. I made some Native Americans
Sometimes people that are an actual race end up being more racist than the ones that aren’t. I made some Native Americans using my wife’s vagina recently and although the first one came out thinking diversity is our strength, the other would rather African Americans were a little more um, eponymous? This is obviously unacceptable so I designed a special JB Smoove doll to teach my racist baby about the joy of blackness. Guess what, it worked. You’re welcome ACLU!
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i want that doll!
I’ve seen those dolls for sale at Union Square. They are a disturbing look at how foreigners see American blacks. I think they were being sold by Israelis.
Congratulations Gavin, you’ve just insured that your son will be a life long fan of Johny Rebel and will never even put milk in his coffee. I bet he’s starting to keep his plate segregated too now!
That doll looks straight out of that blaxploitation porn you had on the site last year with the doll that banged and killed all the white women.
I can’t believe this doll exists.
that baby looks pretty out of shape.
you used to be my hero, but i fucking hate you now. it’s official
thank god for funny people
That doll looked like a funky Bill Cosby!
I was hoping the little boy would come over and pull it’s head off.
this site should seriously just be you, I’m so glad I was stoned when I watched that!
wait? I can’t say “nigger” on the internet? THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON!!
hahahahahaha
i get it. you started this site and built up out trust with anti-everything rants. then you market to us.
are we getting e-blasts next? CRM contests?
maybee nexts is time to make more baby that afraid blacks!
Technically that wasnt racist because it was just a doll and sometimes a doll can be racist but this time it wasnt because racism isnt normally in dolls but more often than not it can be found in other things.
You lost me at the first sentence. Are you “not a race”? WTF does that even mean?
Oh, you mean, a “non-white race”. Just like how Americans have no accents.
larry david: “its a mulatto!”
.. no good?
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I’ll skip on the DVD, but if you start selling those dolls, youre sitting on a goldmine!
you need to buy up all those dancing black music dolls and sell them on here. i need that fucking doll!
this is good.
“Come say hi to you new friend, he’s gonna ‘kick that’!”
@arctic uncle: no shit, i saw one of those dolls at a little shop outside of sadr city in march of this year…don’t think it was an israeli-owned store, though…
What song is that?
asshole
For once, I agree with Michael Moore
To Obama: “[Y]ou will do the worst possible thing you could do — destroy the hopes and dreams so many millions have placed in you. With just one speech tomorrow night you will turn a multitude of young people who were the backbone of your campaign into disillusioned cynics. You will teach them what they’ve always heard is true — that all politicians are alike.”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/04/AR2009120403077.html
That gets funnier every time I watch it
I get it that I’m not catching the irony of using that song, but I don’t give a shit about hipster faux pas you pompous androgynous clothes hanger.
I just want to put it in my songs black people made that I can dance to playlist.
The song is “Rockit” by Herbie Hancock with some weird rap on top. The doll was purchased at Union Square Market in NYC and the label on it says it was made in China. It also says it can be purchased from here
http://www.skyland.co.il/
but I can’t navigate Hebrew. Can you?
Duncan’s shortened (“nick”) name is Duncs/Dunks/Dunx…that’s all he’ll need to get along like Rodney King said.
Kid is racist though. Best feature about young children: complete honesty.
Where can i pirate this?
why does every black person on a television commercial have a managable “ethnic” hair style? THAT’S probably what the kid’s crying about.
Introduce the baby to Leon and his progressive views on race! Leon reformed Michael Richards!
wtf is this shit? I think he’s trying to be get a laugh by being offensive. How cute :3 ! 2 girls 1 cup rendered him impotent a while ago apparently (in more ways than one
).