Posted by
Gavin
• 12.18.08 02:09 pm 
Being attacked by a guy with a knife or a gun or some shit is fucking scary but it doesn’t have to be. Here’s three ways to avoid being hurt by sociopaths who have no regard for human life.
Being attacked by a guy with a knife or a gun or some shit is fucking scary but it doesn’t have to be. Here’s three ways to avoid being hurt by sociopaths who have no regard for human life.
A++
Hilarious! I first I thought Sophie was a “Little Person.”
wow
Someone sound the fuzzy-wuzzy-cupcake alarm ‘cause we’ve got a cute alert!
Amazing! Two chubby toddler thumbs up.
Gavin, in this era of kittens and other cute accoutrement – a sort of metaphysical counterweight to, um, whatever era we inhabit – you’ve struck comedic gold in your adorable daughter!
Do you think you might one day enter her in a child beauty pageant? I think you’d nail the role of the overbearing, fawning dad, coaching your little Sophia against all the be-makeup-ed little trollops and the delusional vicariousness of their whacked-out mothers.
where you before i got shot?
I’m only getting frame by frame stills over the audio.
This is beyond awesome, you have the cutest daughter in all of history. I agree with “just ben” I think it would be great to see you mixing it up with all those over the top “pageant dads”
best shit i’ve ever seen.
Yeah, but she’s a girl. Things would be different if the mugger was Duncan.
Very Nice! Much better than the “Sophie Can’t Walk” video.
I feel much safer now.
Hahahaha. What’s this kid gonna grow up like? The coolest person you could ever wish to meet? How about taking her friends home to dad. christ.
hooray!
When first reading the titles, I thought “is he going to incorporate the baby into this?” But then the little toddler ninja hooligan criminal came and made me smile.
A++ dad
that is fire funny. good pa pa.
you don’t want to know how many times i got my ass kicked by a little girl and they also had a knife
that was awesome
your daughter is so adorable that it’s fucking sickening.. also you are the coolest person to ever come out of ottawa you give me hope for this shitty city.
Laugh now. One day that kid is going to kill you.
Your kid is super cute
Man, more of these. Adorable.
cutest ever!!
so fucking GREAT
I could totally kick that babys ass no problem knife, gun, whatever I would own that shit
so great.
she has your belly haha