Posted by
Gavin
• 07.25.08 02:00 pm 
You may have noticed your coke is getting awfully pastey this summer. That’s because the water in the humidity is gumming the grains together and making them into mud.
You may have noticed your coke is getting awfully pastey this summer. That’s because the water in the humidity is gumming the grains together and making them into mud. The only way to avoid this is to dry out the coke by either 1- Giving it a quick zap in the microwave or 2- putting it on a heated plate.
Coke rots your brain.
thats so sad
i cannot believe you put this up, balls.
Great video.
Gavin sort of resembles Jeff Tweedy, has everyone noticed that?
gavin, did your wife not just give birth?
learn some fucking responsibility and grow up
Funny and informative. Infunmative.
so people actually believe that a few lines = desperate addict sticking people up at a gas station? Yeesh I wish I had that kind of imagination…
getting high is a DO
getting high to gain self-confidence is a DON’T
pretty lame.
This is way more fun than Jim Goad’s endless ranting about Islam.
Gavin left his jaw in St. Martin.
wow, i never kneew how highpitched and semi nasal his voice was until now. when he’s rambling on about the how the microwave rattles electrons or whatever the fuck i had flashbacks to my 9th grade predatory gay chem teacher
I was always told to use the “Coke” setting on my microwave.
Popcorn? GTFOH.
i used to have this problem and never knew what to do. now i am over 30 and have 2 kids so its wasted on me, cuz, you know, that’s when you stop doing coke.
they make this stuff called “adderall”, you should look into it. It’s legal, you can take a 30mg pill and be high as shit all night, without the gross drip, without having to go to the bathroom with the creepiest dude in the club every hour, and a pill costs maybe 5 bucks as opposed to a $40 bag of coke. it’s 2008, get with it.
provigil blows adderall out of the water. no question.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modafinil#Off-label_use
they used to make this stuff called ‘speed’ but it got a bad rep,so they like,changed it’s name to ‘adderall’ so,like, it wasn’t like you were doing amphetamine,which you,like,are.
amen, tommy gun.
Well, these guys are pieces of shit for talking trash about you man. It’s your life, you seem like you’re having fun.
Keep it up.
This just makes me smile.
haha, This much better than leaving it to dry out under a desk lamp. Why didn’t I think of it.
And everyone calm down. I don’t mean to be internet stalker guy but I’m pretty sure this video is at least 3 or 4 years old.
http://www.everythingisannoying.com/blogs/Oh_internet_you_little_liar_you.html
Coke has become rather boring – morphine and adderall are what it’s about.
I’ve never understood why people like coke. Awful drug.
Empty out an afrin bottle. Fill 3/4 full with warm water. Put a gram or 2 in it. Blow it up the proboscis. Insta-drip, and you can get searched by the cops without any bullshit. Great for concerts or going out. No annoying 5 dollar boogers the next day. Most people freak out the first time they see you dumping a hundred dollars worth of blow in water, but they’re soon converted. The humidity in Florida makes this the norm for us year ’round. TRY IT!!!
Coke is the coolest drug for murder. Murder. murder. relatively speaking, coke is about as cool as nothing? I don’t know? coke is great for teenagers. coke is great for helping the columbians, et al., to make some money. you think that america’s government does shitty things so it’s cool to do coke? yeah, that makes sense, but really, it’s not worth it. people who do coke make it worse for the people who just smoke weed
Things will change when yous guys start doing pure coke. You’ll all be converts. TRUST ME.
THANK GOD SOMEONE WITH SOME GOD-DAMN HONESTY IN THIS WORLD!!!
how come every time I get a different bag of coke it had a different effect on me?
I kind of have to respect the fact that Gavin keeps on writing/talking about the same shit, year after year after year, despite the fact that no one (apart the 12 or so regular readers of this site) really cares any more. Good for you, buddy.
adderall is good fun but then there’s the comedown and the no sleeping bit.
ritalin is good stuff crushed, they call it diet coke around here
So the rice shortage is real?
I am pretty amazed that you put this online, but, I was just saying today “there’s no such thing as bad publicitiy”
I had this problem a few years ago. My “solution” was to plop it all on some tin foil and put it in the toaster oven. This turned out to be a rubbish idea. I was left with a brown gelatinous snot. Luckily tonight’s sack is a powdery portion of pillowy perfection.
I like to mix mine in with my spaghettios.
Gavin’s absolutely right. i actually only do coke from about November to March. The rest of the year I just smoke crack.
Whenever gavin would joke about cocaine use I always thought it was cool, funny like a jaded rockstar or robin williams. (Funny and robin williams in same sentence is not a typo) But this just seems kinda sad and pathetic.
Did you know that…?
Now you know!
He’s half Mario Batali half steveo.
Guys, it’s a relatively rich man doing a small amount of a stimulant.
I think he’s going to be okay.
Shit, lots of comments on this post. But here’s one more…
I can’t believe ppl would even compare adderall to coke. IT’S CO-FUCKIN-CAINE! DISCO DUST! THE DEVILS DANDRUFF! The only thing adderall ever did for me was make me wonder why I’d just spent 5 dollars on millions of tiny beads inside 2 capsules, and then 15 minutes crushing them up (and still not getting them all), and then 10 minutes not being able to tell if I was feeling anything because I was so preoccupied with the shit running down the back of my throat, and then 2 hours of ppl asking me why I’m blowing my nose so much and what the little beads around the inside of my nostril were. I’ve only done coke 2 times in my young life, but it was at least 200,000 times more interesting than that shit. And it also kinda felt nice dripping down the back of my throat.
Man, the reason everyone is flipping out is because everyone wants to be cool. Coke still gets this “cool” rep but thats fading fast because people are slowly realizing that it’s a pretty shitty drug unless you can get “pure coke” which most young people — especially artists — can’t afford. So now we’re in the stage where people all come out with it and say coke is shitty because if revs their anxiety, they can’t handle coming down from it, or they just can’t afford it. I wouldn’t say it’s a particularly inspirational drug for me in terms of creativity so I really have no place for it — I’d rather do a little speed balling with some ritalin and red wine than get high for 20mins in exchange for a hundred dollars.
Gavin is a 30+ year old wealthy yupster — he has to do coke to remain feeling edgy.
While watching this I just kept wondering, where’s the punchline? Seriously, I’ll watch it again until I get it.
gavin is obviously aware of adderall. if you saw his video on jezebel with tracie egan, she mentioned coke, he said, “man you’re making me want a bump really bad”, she said something about taking a shit, and he responded, “haha-you got any adderall?
now shut the fuck up and go do something that fills the void that drives you to do drugs
well for what it’s worth, we should all either a) become Incans and chew coca leaves and make a few garbage bag’s worth of tea or b) volunteer to make actual coke for six or seven months in Columbia in exchange for one or two kilos of beige or pink. Just for the experience. I know a place smack dab in the middle of Columbia. The owner is LaLa. Ask around but Just Go for it!
http://www.frootloops.com/cerealstraws
Everything in moderation. We all have our vices.
Oh man, yeah! All right! Sweet! Fuck yeah, coke! Whoo!
coke sux theres so much better get with the fucking times
# Applejacks Says:
07.26.08 at 2:23 pm
“Everything in moderation. We all have our vices.”
– Some vices are way worse than others.
everything in moderation. including moderation. best thing i learnt at university.
put this up, thanks I laughed for a couple of minutes
How to do Cocaine in Hungry Climates Says:
07.26.08 at 2:00 pm
http://www.frootloops.com/cerealstraws
The thing I wonder about is what the heck Gavin’s parents think of these sorts of shenanigans. I would be terrified to so puiblicly display such scenes of debauchery in case my folks ever saw it. Maybe they do it as well?
coke is kinda fun to do sometimes, I’d say this site reports on weed and coke in the correct proportions. which is like 20 to 1
Plus, he jizzed for that kid a couple months ago at least!
I can’t wait until they have stimulants like in Clockwork Orange. The dairy board would be thrilled!
your welcome- they have another flavor:
http://www.cocoakrispies.com/cerealstraws/
fucking tweakers
christ, people, have you not got the point yet? you think anyone cares about your self-righteous opinions about what’s good and what isn’t? grow the fuck up!
# WHOEVER Says:
07.27.08 at 12:10 am
christ, people, have you not got the point yet? you think anyone cares about your self-righteous opinions about what’s good and what isn’t? grow the fuck up!
– Do you think anyone cares about yours?
If you’re broke, you can always make like Cookie Mueller and snort water soluble coffee granules. They are hella cheap and they taste AWESOME!
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/27/world/americas/27colombia.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
DID GAVIN JUST INCRIMINATE HIMSELF?
Hey, Idiot!
1) Prove it’s actually cocaine.
2) This didn’t happen anywhere within the US borders or anywhere that has the power to extradite him.
OK, Idiot?
silly, silly beef. i never actually once voiced an ‘opinion’. i simply expressed my incredulous reaction to the cries of outrage regarding this post. i’m sorry, i thought i lived in 2008, not 1958. ciao!
Contributing to your own deportation, eh?
Say what you want about this asshole, I have never seen anyone put up a video of themselves doing cocaine, ever.
yummmyyyy,
i haven’t done coke in a couple months ( i think ) ..
i sure do miss it though …
nice little tidbit, how much was the shitty coke ?
lol and it’s only coke, every one does it or has done it, lol
nice ink gavin
i only do blow when i’m in montreal
why?
why not!
PATHETIC… coke heads are cool?? REALLY, you shitheads? wow, i wonder how many people get fucked over so you can support the CIA with your decadent lifestyle. what is the agenda of this site? Ever really talk to a coke head while sober? I can’t stand them. BIG EGO, no brains. They only fool themselves and people with can’t think for themselves. Poor fucks…
Gavin is a dude
does coke make you write articles like this one
http://www.viceland.com/int/v9n1/htdocs/the_smashing.php?source=db
?
Woah, for a handy drug-hack, you sure stirred up a lotta controversy!
I liked how your camera dude was worried you were gonna set the whole thing on fire.
Everyone- He’s on vacation, chill out. There’s nothing wrong with doing drugs as long as its moderate and safe, quit telling him to grow up and try educating yourselves. The drug war is bullshit blah blah blah history is written by the winners.
Although I’m sure you don’t give a shit, Gavin, it’s not really classy to put this shit up on the internet. Don’t get me wrong, I like to get high too, but why let everyone else know?
Fuck em’
http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/
‘Nothing more interesting than talking about doing coke, how much coke, where, and how. While you’re doing it.’
‘Coke, that is.’
‘Yeah. Coke, I do coke. Coke.’
‘Coke.’
‘I had a coke problem’
‘I love coke.’
‘I like talking about it while I’m doing it.’
‘Sometime, I just allude to doing coke when I’m with people who aren’t as cool as me, so people who do know what I’m talking about, catch my drift and then we become cool, secret coke friends.’
‘Everybody does coke.’
‘Coke?’
‘Oh yeah, everybody does coke.’
‘Coke’
‘Yeah, coke.’
‘Coke.’
‘Coke.’
My favorite part is when his mate says “Get it out of there!” Hahaha.
i see that the posts on cocaine and hating on islam have the most comments. gavin, i suggest your next website be called ‘Cocaine Caliphate’. you’ll make lotsa money and live like a debauched sheikh til the end of your days.
What he should really do is make a video in which he snorts coke off of the Koran, and then uses its pages to wipe his arse.
# WHOEVER Says:
07.27.08 at 12:16 pm
silly, silly beef. i never actually once voiced an ‘opinion’. i simply expressed my incredulous reaction to the cries of outrage regarding this post. i’m sorry, i thought i lived in 2008, not 1958. ciao!
– What does saying, “Grow the fuck up!” mean? It’s not your opinion that those who criticize the use of cocaine should, “grow the fuck up?”
I care about your opinions.
lol. MORE COKE VIDS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnn1dDVmZyQ&feature=related
breathe deeply, beef. it’s only the internet.
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gavs.. thanks for the update on your back fat.
Coke doesnt ‘gum up’ dooooosh… being a hydrochloride salt, the salt is hygroscopic and absorbs water out of the air… hence it dissolves into that water that it absorbs. sort of like your brain when you do it…
air conditioning removes humidity. let it air dry. if you cant afford a/c, then just skip the bullshit and smoke it.