I lived in Philly during the Jerry Penacoli ass-gerbil scare when Penacoli was a local TV news anchor who reputedly had anchored a local gerbil in his rectum.
But the Gerbil Jury is still out regarding whether any man anywhere has ever actually had a gerbil lodged up his pooper to the point where it required an emergency-room visit. Do not despair, though: There exists “harder” evidence about things such as peanut-butter jars, live eels, and 100-watt lightbulbs:
TRACIE IT’S GREAT THAT YOU’VE LOST WEIGHT BUT DON’T USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE TO STOP SHAVING.
hahahahaha.
Ha! I remember the Jerry Penacoli incident! I wonder if Jerry and Richard Gere trade “old war stories”….
I lived in Philly during the Jerry Penacoli ass-gerbil scare when Penacoli was a local TV news anchor who reputedly had anchored a local gerbil in his rectum.
But the Gerbil Jury is still out regarding whether any man anywhere has ever actually had a gerbil lodged up his pooper to the point where it required an emergency-room visit. Do not despair, though: There exists “harder” evidence about things such as peanut-butter jars, live eels, and 100-watt lightbulbs:
http://jimgoad.net/pdf/rectalforeignbodies.pdf
Henry Rollins claims you’re not supposed to feed small animals carrots for that very reason. Or maybe it’s just rabbits.
dead gerbil.
animals are mysterious and fascinating creatures. Don’t eat them. Don’t kill them.